助乙己 - 棒球

By Lydia
at 2021-04-12T08:59

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助乙己一到球場，所有看球的人便都看著他笑，有的叫道：「助乙己，你又多上去挑戰３
次了！」

他不回答，對小房間裡吼：「證據不足就是沒有使用到挑戰次數！」便排出十三個凹球。

他們又故意的高聲嚷道：「你一定又要上去球場兕裁判改判了！」

助乙己睜大眼睛說：「你怎么這樣憑空污人清白……」

「什么清白？我前天親眼見你氣噗噗，兕裁判。」

助乙己便漲紅了臉，額上的青筋條條綻出，爭辯道：「顏色對兕裁判不會被趕出球場！…
…證據不足就不足，能算兕裁判嗎？」

接連便是難懂的話，什麼「有多少台機子在拍？」，什麼「看起來就是沒有Tag到」之類
，引得眾人都哄笑起來，球場內外充滿了快活的空氣。

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去年事件的文章隨便改幾個字
迴力鏢又射回某寶身上了

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Tags: 棒球

All Comments

By Anonymous
at 2021-04-15T21:58

很難笑

By Ursula
at 2021-04-19T10:57

不錯有笑有推

By Eartha
at 2021-04-22T23:57

雖然說老梗但通順給過

By Skylar Davis
at 2021-04-26T12:56

這次顏色不對

By Puput
at 2021-04-30T01:55

By Yedda
at 2021-05-03T14:54

顏色不對你應該會被噓爆我先幫你補血

By Hamiltion
at 2021-05-07T03:53

哈哈因為顏色不同就難笑了

By Frederica
at 2021-05-10T16:53

黃色是原諒的顏色

By Belly
at 2021-05-14T05:52

支那書推不下去

By Sarah
at 2021-05-17T18:51

顏色不對就難笑了？

By Sierra Rose
at 2021-05-21T07:50

不是顏色不對就難笑，而是這梗重複太多次就很難笑了

By Iris
at 2021-05-24T20:49

沒創意

By Adele
at 2021-05-28T09:49

昨天那個真的還好不用拿方隊來救援

By Lauren
at 2021-05-31T22:48

沒梗不要硬酸

By Hardy
at 2021-06-04T11:47

笑死

By Eden
at 2021-06-08T00:46

2呵2呵

By Vanessa
at 2021-06-11T13:45

這梗不知道民國幾年就有了，到去年還算好笑，今年開始變難笑了是嗎？

By Madame
at 2021-06-15T02:45

遇到某隊就變難笑了哈哈

By Annie
at 2021-06-18T15:44

顏色不對就不會爆

By Andy
at 2021-06-22T04:43

https://i.imgur.com/EyRcJzD.gif

By Heather
at 2021-06-25T17:42

怎麼說呢，笑點不太夠

By Enid
at 2021-06-29T06:41

By Yuri
at 2021-07-02T19:41

推文的烏鴉比原po好笑XD

By Iris
at 2021-07-06T08:40

之前不好笑也是有噓啊，你怎麼只看一篇...

By Candice
at 2021-07-09T21:39

烏鴉比原po好笑+1

By Catherine
at 2021-07-13T10:38

笑死雙標子明單釣出來

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-07-16T23:37

下面就有一篇林威助雜魚的乙己了 op

By Megan
at 2021-07-20T12:37

joke板的田乙己比較好笑

By Odelette
at 2021-07-24T01:36

https://imgur.com/ALJlF9j.jpg

By Hedwig
at 2021-07-27T14:35

創作就是這樣，第一個用的是神，之後再用的就變成老哏了

By Connor
at 2021-07-31T03:34

顏色不對，大概會被噓很難笑，保重了

By Christine
at 2021-08-03T16:33

就真的沒笑點

By Hardy
at 2021-08-07T05:33

烏鴉萬用還滿好笑的

By Delia
at 2021-08-10T18:32

有人氣噗噗比較好笑

By Bennie
at 2021-08-14T07:31

推有笑

By Connor
at 2021-08-17T20:30

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Lucy
at 2021-08-21T09:29

可黏哪

By Donna
at 2021-08-24T22:29

烏鴉那個真的蠻好笑的XDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2021-08-28T11:28

我幫笑一下

By Ingrid
at 2021-09-01T00:27

By Selena
at 2021-09-04T13:26

推怎麼一堆爪寶去年狂笑今年改說沒笑點XDDD

By Donna
at 2021-09-08T02:25

顏色正確唷抱歉啦不好笑

By Annie
at 2021-09-11T15:25

https://reurl.cc/V3gvzy去年笑到崩潰今年不好笑了

By James
at 2021-09-15T04:24

https://i.imgur.com/d5re88u.jpg

By Carol
at 2021-09-18T17:23

推

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-09-22T06:22

如果我是爪寶真的笑不出來XDDDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2021-09-25T19:21

我不是爪迷也笑不出來阿

By Edwina
at 2021-09-29T08:21

幫你推一下

By Charlie
at 2021-09-29T02:26

https://i.imgur.com/2Kn8tUX.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/cFpqcjw.jpg

By Delia
at 2021-10-02T15:25

By Edith
at 2021-09-29T02:26

兕弟迷怎麼不笑了呢？

By Candice
at 2021-10-02T15:25

亞寶笑起來啊

By Agnes
at 2021-09-29T02:26

嗯

By Isla
at 2021-10-02T15:25

https://i.imgur.com/ufbDxdy.jpg

By Belly
at 2021-09-29T02:26

爪寶真的是因果循環天道好還的最佳代言人XD

By Gary
at 2021-10-02T15:25

推啦一堆雙標欸

By Andy
at 2021-09-29T02:26

顏色不對龍貓的話就要被某迷洗爆了

By Ivy
at 2021-10-02T15:25

我只是來看雙標爪迷的

By Rosalind
at 2021-09-29T02:26

補血

By Zora
at 2021-10-02T15:25

笑死

By Noah
at 2021-09-29T02:26

補血

By Daniel
at 2021-10-02T15:25

笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Poppy
at 2021-09-29T02:26

身為爪吱酸的我補血某兩隊球迷就是雙標習慣了

By Bennie
at 2021-10-02T15:25

幫笑一下

By Kumar
at 2021-09-29T02:26

還蠻好笑的，爪迷怎氣成這樣去年不是笑到肚痛？

By Hazel
at 2021-10-02T15:25

蠻好笑的

By Steve
at 2021-09-29T02:26

真的難笑，不過不忍噓

By Odelette
at 2021-10-02T15:25

不好笑

By Daniel
at 2021-09-29T02:26

顏色不對，很難笑。

By Susan
at 2021-10-02T15:25

可撥仔

By John
at 2021-09-29T02:26

無聊內

By John
at 2021-10-02T15:25

https://i.imgur.com/HUIBywL.jpg

By Odelette
at 2021-09-29T02:26

幫你補血兕寶7pupu開噓了

By Wallis
at 2021-10-02T15:25

邦補血

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-09-29T02:26

顏色對就爆惹

By Leila
at 2021-10-02T15:25

雙標兕迷笑死

By David
at 2021-09-29T02:26

邦回血，兕迷會噓

By Jacob
at 2021-10-02T15:25

烏鴉真的萬用欸

By Puput
at 2021-09-29T02:26

給大家參考#1WSqUJR

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-10-02T15:25

我廢爪啦，助總這次的確母湯

By Anthony
at 2021-09-29T02:26

滿分

By Doris
at 2021-10-02T15:25

超過一百分

By Connor
at 2021-09-29T02:26

很會給推免得爪爪崩潰噓

By Sarah
at 2021-10-02T15:25

補血雙標不可取

By Ursula
at 2021-09-29T02:26

顏色錯誤啦換紅衣就爆了

By Frederica
at 2021-10-02T15:25

想看帝國毀滅

By Connor
at 2021-09-29T02:26

想被爪寶出征嗎怎麼可以說爪爪的不是勒

By Liam
at 2021-10-02T15:25

滿分

By Ingrid
at 2021-09-29T02:26

整店快活了起來

By Jack
at 2021-10-02T15:25

By Carol
at 2021-09-29T02:26

By Frederic
at 2021-10-02T15:25

幫補血等等雙標亞寶要出征了

By Olga
at 2021-09-29T02:26

顏色不對難怪不好笑

By Catherine
at 2021-10-02T15:25

這篇沒爆證明別隊球迷數量真的比爪爪少很多

By Daph Bay
at 2021-09-29T02:26

其實都不好笑雙標兕寶的言行比較好笑

By Wallis
at 2021-10-02T15:25

補血啦！

By Mia
at 2021-09-29T02:26

我兕迷覺得滿好笑的啊

By Blanche
at 2021-10-02T15:25

什麼觀眾說safe就是safe

By Audriana
at 2021-09-29T02:26

#1WSqUJR_

By Rae
at 2021-10-02T15:25

顏色不對幫推

By Odelette
at 2021-09-29T02:26

...

By Kristin
at 2021-10-02T15:25

By Jessica
at 2021-09-29T02:26

兕迷:方寶好了啦，要幾篇

By Gary
at 2021-10-02T15:25

補血

By Robert
at 2021-09-29T02:26

助乙己 - 棒球

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