公牛內鬥案在NBA中常見嗎? - NBA

By Candice
at 2017-02-05T14:27

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公牛前一陣子的內鬥案鬧得沸沸揚揚

一下子指責年輕球員沒有拚勁

一下子指責百老匯不練球

最後的閉門會議也不了了之

各說各話

NBA這麼多年的歷史像這種羅生門內鬥案常見嗎?

其實很多人不太懂公牛到底在吵什麼

我覺得道理應該很簡單

就以大家熟悉的角度來看

公牛就像是一支系隊

假設他是成大XX系籃好了

巴特勒就是大三隊長球技強領導能力好不動先發

而韋德就像是從元智或中原畢業後考進來的研究生

球技超群關鍵時刻大心臟當然也是先發不動人選

不過菸酒生比較忙碌常常被論文搞死

練球就常常不去比賽再出場就好

隊長當然也不敢造次畢竟他的實力和資歷就擺在那

軟豆則是別系轉來的轉學生

因為是降轉所以必須和大一輪流佔場

有時先發有時板凳

不過他的年紀跟隊長差不多久而久之當然會有所怨言

而吉布森則是不起眼的大四學長球技普普但人緣很好

非常關心學弟感情融洽學弟有心事都會找他訴苦

平常學弟練球練得要死早八就翹課輪流佔場

練球還要買水幫載人 (不包括球經因為是學長的) 負責場復等等

上場時間少結果輸球還被隊長跟菸酒生責怪

當然不爽

NBA史上還有類似公牛內鬥案的案例嗎?

--
男：晚上想吃什麼？女：隨便
男：那吃水餃好了女：水餃熱量很高耶，不要
男：那吃牛肉麵吧女：不要、不想吃麵
男：那妳想吃什麼？女：隨便
男：妳一直講隨便.... 女：就真的都可以嘛
男：那我可以幹妳嗎？女：隨便咦、阿..等一下、我叫你等一下阿阿阿嗯哦齁

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All Comments

By Jacob
at 2017-02-06T22:43

wade會打爆別人鼻樑嗎？

By Dinah
at 2017-02-10T20:27

這比喻滿好笑的

By Jake
at 2017-02-13T23:12

你是打系籃的？

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-02-14T11:19

真精闢的比喻

By Callum
at 2017-02-15T06:00

為何是成大?

By Valerie
at 2017-02-18T06:04

熱火起飛了誰是xx很明顯

By Jacob
at 2017-02-22T18:55

在球場上會一直滑倒嗎

By Caroline
at 2017-02-24T12:45

你成大?

By Franklin
at 2017-02-25T08:11

這比喻XD

By Ingrid
at 2017-02-26T22:54

我怎麼覺得rondo是大葉轉來的，第一首府怎麼會想坐
板凳呢

By Linda
at 2017-03-02T01:26

因為成大系籃平均水準滿高

By Rosalind
at 2017-03-04T20:06

精闢

By Irma
at 2017-03-07T20:50

公牛感覺整體都有問題，從上到下

By Sarah
at 2017-03-08T20:07

然後你是練兩天就退隊的小草莓

By Anonymous
at 2017-03-10T11:40

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By Elma
at 2017-03-13T18:38

這譬喻完美我給你一個讚

By Dora
at 2017-03-14T02:46

笑了

By Michael
at 2017-03-15T23:52

有笑有推

By Bennie
at 2017-03-19T06:50

Wade是從元智中原畢業？這三小比喻

By Genevieve
at 2017-03-24T04:04

補推

By Linda
at 2017-03-28T01:52

蠻貼切的

By Noah
at 2017-03-29T13:59

中肯

By James
at 2017-04-03T12:50

熱火只有元智中原等級?

By Annie
at 2017-04-04T04:52

。

By Ida
at 2017-04-05T23:57

只是個比喻某迷也可以崩潰......

By Lauren
at 2017-04-07T05:25

輸球還要被怪，真的很蠢

By Joe
at 2017-04-10T02:10

球經那段幫QQ

By Hardy
at 2017-04-12T17:51

By Daniel
at 2017-04-17T15:25

欸學弟快去佔場呀還有時間在這裡發文

By Elizabeth
at 2017-04-21T10:33

成大的常常被中原的罰坐冷板凳

By Eartha
at 2017-04-22T00:16

這比喻好傳神

By Annie
at 2017-04-25T02:39

有趣

By Dorothy
at 2017-04-28T13:11

wade不練球情有可原，年紀大了

By Ursula
at 2017-04-29T07:40

寫論文少練球是還蠻貼切

By Puput
at 2017-05-03T04:43

樓主感覺拿自己故事出來講XD

By Hedwig
at 2017-05-06T15:30

wade以前和裁判感情可好的

By Elizabeth
at 2017-05-07T06:27

軟豆不認真念書大概要被21了

By Ethan
at 2017-05-11T00:45

好好笑有一種生活感XDDDD

By David
at 2017-05-12T02:28

不要把系籃現象說出來

By Lily
at 2017-05-12T14:15

現在成大平日都是用登記的喇不用搶 by成大XX系

By Megan
at 2017-05-17T06:33

成大有學長欺負學弟嗎? XD

By Olive
at 2017-05-22T03:55

係懶思維

By Olivia
at 2017-05-23T18:01

先推

By John
at 2017-05-23T19:50

球經那段....... 你忍很久了呴 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Steve
at 2017-05-24T01:17

老實說很生動XDDDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2017-05-26T22:46

我笑了XDD

By Donna
at 2017-05-31T09:20

淚推

By Isabella
at 2017-06-04T09:50

系籃日常誒哈哈

By Wallis
at 2017-06-08T04:45

Rose是轉學到首都大學的前任強者嗎

By George
at 2017-06-09T14:49

球經不是通常都長的很...

By Lauren
at 2017-06-11T15:35

佔場跟場地復原 XD

By Audriana
at 2017-06-12T15:40

感覺你經歷過啊

By Thomas
at 2017-06-17T06:26

說的真不錯

By Jessica
at 2017-06-22T00:12

O10你有所不知系籃經理算正的不信你去系壘看看

By Aaliyah
at 2017-06-26T03:47

球經很多都不錯啊但學長跟球經的梗是什麼？

By Olivia
at 2017-06-30T23:18

這好笑！蠻貼切的！

By Blanche
at 2017-07-02T01:32

ROSE強暴球經被退學?

By Carol
at 2017-07-04T06:15

幹這比喻實在精準

By Belly
at 2017-07-05T04:11

有rondo跟wade的球隊意外嗎

By Franklin
at 2017-07-06T03:56

Hoiberg表示：

By Jacob
at 2017-07-08T08:02

推

By Iris
at 2017-07-11T04:23

好好笑

By Kyle
at 2017-07-15T08:23

@@...

By Hazel
at 2017-07-18T01:30

笑慘了...

By Ivy
at 2017-07-19T10:28

滑起來等等我回家一個一個檢查

By Hazel
at 2017-07-21T17:13

強暴？腦袋裝屎？

By Ophelia
at 2017-07-24T20:00

比喻精確

By Belly
at 2017-07-27T03:58

比喻的很好...

By Lily
at 2017-07-28T14:26

推哈哈哈

By Quanna
at 2017-08-01T03:33

XDDD~~~~~

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-08-05T09:24

你是不是感同身受

By Jake
at 2017-08-09T04:42

你系籃系？

By Megan
at 2017-08-09T09:56

有亂抖的地方就有……

By Caroline
at 2017-08-10T07:17

精闢

By Bennie
at 2017-08-15T02:45

你成大體育系？

By Hamiltion
at 2017-08-18T11:26

滑起來滑起來

By William
at 2017-08-19T03:03

XD 很會

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-08-22T10:24

不包括球經因為是學長的

By Elvira
at 2017-08-26T22:05

推比喻，林北就是那個佔場兼載人的，而且不是載球經

By Olive
at 2017-08-29T10:47

你系籃系逆？

By Tom
at 2017-08-30T19:02

Wade明明是哈佛畢業回國台清交上不了只好去成大

By Anonymous
at 2017-09-03T11:07

誰沒滑起來的我一個一個斷鼻樑

By Catherine
at 2017-09-03T12:56

Wade明明是哈佛畢業回國台清交上不了只好去成大

By Anonymous
at 2017-09-03T21:19

Wade奪的幾冠都是主力或第一副手，什麼菸酒生

By William
at 2017-09-08T13:49

不包括球經...因為我們隊上沒有球經

By Hedda
at 2017-09-10T19:03

Wade是中原元智一哥XDDDD

By Catherine
at 2017-09-14T16:56

球經那段有人邊看邊流淚嗎 TAT

By Brianna
at 2017-09-18T12:48

這個既視感...

By Kyle
at 2017-09-20T03:25

你在說你自己吧

By Elizabeth
at 2017-09-20T17:29

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By Elizabeth
at 2017-09-25T06:45

吉布森球技普普是XD ?

By Candice
at 2017-09-28T12:28

你成大水利電機還是統計?

By Eden
at 2017-10-01T02:57

比喻精闢

By Hazel
at 2017-10-02T22:10

WADE哈佛??? 塞爾提克和湖人才是哈佛和麻省理工吧

By Quanna
at 2017-10-03T14:42

會被推的廢文不多見了，要珍惜

By Eden
at 2017-10-08T03:43

滑

By Jacky
at 2017-10-12T16:33

結果都在討論系籃沒人理公牛XD

By Anthony
at 2017-10-16T00:03

其實很貼切XD

By Kyle
at 2017-10-19T14:48

你不要那麼專業好嗎

By Ina
at 2017-10-23T07:52

朝聖XDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-10-26T00:18

專業推

By Una
at 2017-10-28T13:03

專業推XD

By Wallis
at 2017-10-28T21:52

.....

By Una
at 2017-10-30T22:51

專業系隊觀察家

By Cara
at 2017-11-02T01:06

你想幹球經對不對?

By Zora
at 2017-11-02T15:21

菜德不是在寫論文吧夜夜笙歌養菜花來形容比較貼切

By Madame
at 2017-11-06T10:56

Rondo是甲一冠軍轉來的，當然看不起其他人

By James
at 2017-11-09T23:28

你真精闢

By Quintina
at 2017-11-14T20:53

QQ好精闢

By Audriana
at 2017-11-18T15:30

你貼錯地方了，這裡不是系籃板

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-11-18T18:36

對不起我都是載球經的那個學長

By Frederica
at 2017-11-20T11:21

哈佛畢業應該籃球不會比中原元智這種學校強吧

By Daph Bay
at 2017-11-24T12:38

哈哈哈哈

By Dora
at 2017-11-26T14:54

真的很多元智考到成大...像我朋友
我不是我朋友

By Charlie
at 2017-11-28T12:47

電X?

By Edith
at 2017-11-29T20:52

優質廢文不得不推

By Kelly
at 2017-12-03T10:10

蠻好笑的給推

By Vanessa
at 2017-12-07T17:08

哈傳神比喻推一個

By Emma
at 2017-12-08T06:34

推神比喻

By Caitlin
at 2017-12-08T17:30

很會很會XD

By Sandy
at 2017-12-12T05:49

xddd

By Tracy
at 2017-12-12T23:28

比喻到位

By Dinah
at 2017-12-13T21:54

原po親身經歷在公牛上演

By Valerie
at 2017-12-17T05:45

軟豆應該是某國立大學雙二被轉來，自以為名校出身屌
不知道自己在名校也是被人排擠，一來新球隊就在那

By Edwina
at 2017-12-18T21:37

編裝老

By Charlie
at 2017-12-22T22:22

感同身受幫QQ

By Jacob
at 2017-12-26T03:13

學弟今天你帶球啊

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-12-29T14:55

球經是怎樣

By Franklin
at 2018-01-03T03:51

學弟還不錯，給你個推

By Jacob
at 2018-01-03T18:10

系隊高層=學校董事？

By Robert
at 2018-01-04T04:45

XDDDD

By Olga
at 2018-01-04T08:48

哈哈哈神比喻

By Agatha
at 2018-01-09T02:33

XDDDDD其實蠻貼切的

By Elvira
at 2018-01-11T17:21

XDDDD

By Delia
at 2018-01-12T12:04

XDDD 貼切給推

By Doris
at 2018-01-15T03:40

不得不推

By Hedda
at 2018-01-18T15:21

有感推XDDDD

By Blanche
at 2018-01-20T22:02

淚推

By Ina
at 2018-01-25T15:32

不常見，要考慮到近期球隊多了誰，這樣下去評估才
準

By Kelly
at 2018-01-27T01:11

另外原隊起飛更是佐證

By Madame
at 2018-01-28T09:31

你系籃系啊？

By Heather
at 2018-02-02T04:10

有笑有推

By Regina
at 2018-02-05T07:23

笑了

By Ula
at 2018-02-09T04:19

Wade不一定是忙論文

By George
at 2018-02-11T19:48

你是不是嘴我們動哥可是他沒辦法打系籃

By Annie
at 2018-02-11T22:47

笑死

By Hedda
at 2018-02-15T05:56

wade忙著和大學麻吉聯絡吃飯啦

By Frederica
at 2018-02-20T02:24

神比喻 XDD

By Ingrid
at 2018-02-21T05:48

好笑推

By Mary
at 2018-02-22T08:00

你是吃過什麼虧嗎 XD

By George
at 2018-02-25T18:58

經典比喻

By Gilbert
at 2018-02-26T07:08

你學長都欺負你對吧！

By Ina
at 2018-03-02T15:21

專業推．

By Kyle
at 2018-03-03T06:17

IPZ球經636 QQ

By George
at 2018-03-07T11:48

叫經理退位在場邊當啦啦隊。就可以拉學妹進來當經理

By Susan
at 2018-03-08T10:43

球經XDDDDD

By Ursula
at 2018-03-08T13:28

XDDDDD

By Odelette
at 2018-03-12T13:21

有笑有推

By Yuri
at 2018-03-16T04:25

Wade少說也四中出來的吧

By Tracy
at 2018-03-18T17:24

在看一次真的很生動哈哈

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-03-23T05:41

太6了吧這比喻

By Irma
at 2018-03-24T02:04

當年軟豆手是被誰弄脫臼的？

By Ursula
at 2018-03-28T11:34

Wade是元智中原是在暗喻他是滑哥啦一堆推文看不懂X
D

By Andrew
at 2018-03-29T22:51

看你簽名檔就知道水準發這文只能證明你還沒開學無
聊當有趣

By Agnes
at 2018-04-02T12:33

求解釋滑哥

By Margaret
at 2018-04-04T09:27

噓大學校名但其他的比喻感覺還行

By Bethany
at 2018-04-08T15:27

其實很多球隊都有內鬥和不和只是壓下來沒對外宣傳

By Agnes
at 2018-04-13T13:06

你系籃系逆

By Hedwig
at 2018-04-16T11:24

有笑有推

By Iris
at 2018-04-18T00:41

幫你拍拍

By Lucy
at 2018-04-22T03:01

重力可可？

By Harry
at 2018-04-25T16:28

好看

By Charlie
at 2018-04-28T11:27

第一天看球？還沒出社會？

By Wallis
at 2018-05-02T12:13

NBA不是系隊不能這樣比喻吧用職場環境還差不多

By Tom
at 2018-05-05T05:15

太貼切啦

By Kelly
at 2018-05-08T20:19

有笑有推XDDS

By Eartha
at 2018-05-13T11:59

其實比喻還不太正確，因為牽涉內部高層，像系主任系
學會，不過有趣給推笑笑就好

By Lauren
at 2018-05-15T12:16

你比喻的真好！

By Callum
at 2018-05-15T13:31

你系籃系?

By Thomas
at 2018-05-16T17:34

廢到笑哈哈哈哈哈

By Charlie
at 2018-05-19T17:02

精闢

By Vanessa
at 2018-05-21T11:45

10活塞

By Catherine
at 2018-05-24T02:14

成大系籃內鬥被你講光

By John
at 2018-05-24T10:32

貼切

By Hazel
at 2018-05-27T23:09

元智給推

By Doris
at 2018-05-28T13:13

推比喻

By Caroline
at 2018-06-01T20:38

內鬥(X) 爛豆(O)

By Delia
at 2018-06-05T08:06

滑滑滑畫

By Adele
at 2018-06-08T17:10

XDDDDDDDD

By Harry
at 2018-06-13T10:18

靠杯我快笑死

By Andrew
at 2018-06-17T17:01

哈哈哈哈哈中肯推成大推

By Gilbert
at 2018-06-20T06:22

幹好靠北笑死

By Lucy
at 2018-06-21T05:13

很可以

By Erin
at 2018-06-24T23:57

幹為啥我看完你的文會想笑

By Oliver
at 2018-06-29T23:47

韋德為啥是元智中原的rrr?好歹也有115以上

By Sierra Rose
at 2018-06-30T17:17

神比喻

By Christine
at 2018-07-02T01:07

XDDDD

By Andy
at 2018-07-05T18:40

漂亮

By Daniel
at 2018-07-07T13:02

XDDDDDDD

By Joseph
at 2018-07-10T01:26

沒116 ip只能噓了

By Annie
at 2018-07-14T09:56

有笑有推

By Annie
at 2018-07-14T16:58

Wade 至少要青椒

By Jake
at 2018-07-18T06:21

好奇問一下公牛的球經是誰

By Zanna
at 2018-07-18T10:01

你好歹也是用北體比喻，怎麼會是中原元智

By Ula
at 2018-07-22T06:57

你被學長學弟雉啄過是吧！

By Sandy
at 2018-07-26T05:27

元智中原惹到你了？

By Ina
at 2018-07-28T11:59

一臉學弟樣，還不快去佔場

By Ingrid
at 2018-07-28T13:54

XDDD

By Isla
at 2018-08-02T01:06

幹超有畫面XD

By Lauren
at 2018-08-02T13:05

生動給推

By Hamiltion
at 2018-08-03T04:45

廢到笑

By Zenobia
at 2018-08-05T19:49

神比喻笑出來

By Eden
at 2018-08-06T01:20

推有像

公牛內鬥案在NBA中常見嗎? - NBA

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