世足球員撩妹語錄(07/22更) - 世足

By Dorothy
at 2018-07-21T23:15

Table of Contents

最近看到撩妹語錄正夯
火熱程度直逼上週火速退燒的世足 QQ
小弟決定跟風一波
用本屆較有話題性的球員來做一波圖片
給大家笑一笑希望大家喜歡
如果有這段時間圈到粉的球員也列入各球員司職的職業隊歡迎加入看球行列喔

http://i.imgur.com/jiPVUCq.jpg

Luka Modric (克羅埃西亞#10 皇家馬德里#10)

http://i.imgur.com/Zd4D8lU.jpg

Thibaut Courtois (比利時#1 切爾西#13)

http://i.imgur.com/TJOhPXq.jpg

Lionel Messi (阿根廷 #10 巴薩隆那#10)

http://i.imgur.com/cmkIdyi.jpg

Cristiano Ronaldo (葡萄牙#7 尤文圖斯#7)
(很想列皇家馬德里 QQ)

http://i.imgur.com/JsHmGsy.jpg

Harry Kane (英國#9 托特漢姆熱刺#10)
謝謝bzxbz大更正，圖片有誤，原圖寫熱刺#9，但在熱刺應該是#10)

http://i.imgur.com/n4TGvKM.jpg

Toni Kroos (德國#8 皇家馬德里#8)

http://i.imgur.com/OoibSsa.jpg

Arjen Robben (荷蘭#11 拜仁慕尼黑#10)

http://i.imgur.com/C6Z1Bsu.jpg

Neymar Jr. (巴西#10 巴黎聖日耳曼#10)

http://i.imgur.com/iCzcrd9.jpg

Antoine Griezmann (法國#7 馬德里競技#7)

http://i.imgur.com/uAX8055.jpg

好，沒事，我只是覺得擺這個很 cooooooool 而已(？)

http://i.imgur.com/txx5OPU.jpg

這次世足佔盡場面的主角之一(？)

(07/22 12:15更新五張)

http://i.imgur.com/6GsyXLg.jpg

Romelu Lukaku
(比利時#9 曼徹斯特聯#9)

http://i.imgur.com/YMuxQa1.jpg

James Rodriguez
(哥倫比亞#10 拜仁慕尼黑#11)

http://i.imgur.com/5asPx9O.jpg

冰島導演門將人家是專業守門員不是業餘啦 XD
Hannes Thor Halldorsson
(冰島#1 卡拉巴克#1)

http://i.imgur.com/aa77Lc5.jpg

Paulo Dybala
(阿根廷#21 尤文圖斯#10)

http://i.imgur.com/oZrI097.jpg

這個梗可能要看到德韓戰的比較了解 XD

(20180724二更兼最後一更，越來越難想出比較有梗的話了，決定見好就收><)

http://i.imgur.com/cJgbFEy.jpg

Oliver Giroud
(法國#9、切爾西#18)
梗為板上朋友同意提供的，感謝版友慷慨><

http://i.imgur.com/1iqRhBM.jpg

Kylian Mbappé
(法國#10、巴黎聖日耳曼#29)
法國隊另外一個比較過火的梗(？

http://i.imgur.com/04Frufq.jpg

Edinson Cavani
(烏拉圭#21、巴黎聖日耳曼#9)
特別客串：私心放C羅(？)

http://i.imgur.com/G0xP3FO.jpg

Mesut Özil
(無國家隊、阿森納#10)
既然人家都退隊了，那就讓各位朋友看看帥氣的槍手版272吧！

再次謝謝大家的支持
受寵若驚之餘又大爽特爽哈哈哈哈哈

很不要臉的放上自己的連結，歡迎分享喔：
https://goo.gl/ftD7Nd

希望大家喜歡(鞠躬)

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Tags: 世足

All Comments

By Elizabeth
at 2018-07-23T08:59

馬克宏XDDDD馬兒那張笑死
可以求個Dybala嗎 XD

By Enid
at 2018-07-26T12:45

第一張魔笛笑得好甜，超可愛

By Catherine
at 2018-07-28T00:48

差評~全部都是有妻有子的,加些單身的啦XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2018-07-28T12:14

這個讚XDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2018-08-01T18:50

想看Lukaku版 XD

By Hedda
at 2018-08-04T06:56

我等你想～XD 單身的球員好像很少？目前我知道的都不
是

By Tom
at 2018-08-07T00:57

我的雄雞為你高盧XDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-08-09T21:40

不錯，推！

By Daniel
at 2018-08-10T01:04

有笑有推寫得真好

By Lauren
at 2018-08-10T09:09

魔笛照片選的好!!! 單身球員目前想到是孫興愍?!

By Heather
at 2018-08-10T22:25

你為什麼這樣對羅本啦XDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2018-08-15T16:06

除了最後一個其他光站著就很撩啊XD（欸）

By Brianna
at 2018-08-18T08:49

內馬爾跟羅本最好笑XD

By Yuri
at 2018-08-22T13:38

推一個^^

By Elma
at 2018-08-23T08:37

想看lukaku 蠻族姆巴配

By Zenobia
at 2018-08-25T23:02

還有坎特也期待

By Iris
at 2018-08-29T06:13

我想看Vida

By Belly
at 2018-09-01T15:39

魔笛可愛！想敲碗hazard版本～

By Yuri
at 2018-09-02T23:17

有女朋友的Dele Alli也來一張嘛XD，要不然蜻蜓門將酪梨

By Iris
at 2018-09-07T05:02

～也是不錯

By Agnes
at 2018-09-07T19:38

都滿有梗的推推最後一個笑歪

By Blanche
at 2018-09-11T19:23

敲碗求吉魯啦XDDD

By Regina
at 2018-09-12T09:14

沒有哈札！

By Hamiltion
at 2018-09-12T21:46

求Marcelo、Neuer~

By Lauren
at 2018-09-16T03:30

內馬爾的好好笑XDD 原po有才!!

By Liam
at 2018-09-20T00:32

求Dybala!

By Valerie
at 2018-09-21T22:00

我的雄雞為你高盧XDDDDDDD

By Frederic
at 2018-09-22T16:51

求Pavard的

By Dinah
at 2018-09-23T20:58

超好笑XDDDDDDD

By George
at 2018-09-25T07:01

求蠻族XDD

By Jake
at 2018-09-29T17:36

魔笛超可愛~~可以轉貼分享嗎XDD

By Yedda
at 2018-10-02T03:02

求吉魯

By Kristin
at 2018-10-06T19:03

推內馬爾啊哈哈哈哈

By Ida
at 2018-10-10T17:05

我要Hazard~~

By Skylar Davis
at 2018-10-11T02:12

關於吉魯的靈感：不能射正球門但能正中你的心（？）

By Jake
at 2018-10-13T18:12

好好笑XDDDD

By Agatha
at 2018-10-17T03:17

"不能射正球門" <<<笑翻XDDDD

By Leila
at 2018-10-17T08:18

這個好笑WWWWWW

By Puput
at 2018-10-19T07:15

Kane在刺刺是10號

By Blanche
at 2018-10-19T13:29

雄雞不是格子的話應該會被吉性騷擾哈哈

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-10-23T09:27

XDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-10-26T04:36

不推不行了 xD

By Anonymous
at 2018-10-28T19:28

敲碗吉魯！

By Donna
at 2018-11-01T11:34

羅本QAQ

By Ethan
at 2018-11-02T00:51

第一張最棒其他照片選的不好

By Eden
at 2018-11-06T22:05

推

By Valerie
at 2018-11-07T14:40

哈哈哈哈

By Lauren
at 2018-11-09T19:02

有笑有推

By Oscar
at 2018-11-10T17:16

魔笛可愛，內馬和馬克宏超好笑

By Todd Johnson
at 2018-11-12T11:11

可以分享連結嗎

By Elizabeth
at 2018-11-16T10:20

好笑！期待更多

By Jake
at 2018-11-17T20:47

羅本的理由，我服了!

By Leila
at 2018-11-19T19:42

打世界杯不如回家陪老婆

By Hedy
at 2018-11-22T22:32

馬克宏wwwww

By Agnes
at 2018-11-27T11:55

魔笛可愛羅本QQ

By Selena
at 2018-12-01T09:52

整個八卦版化了，唉~~

By Noah
at 2018-12-03T15:21

https://i.imgur.com/htZthF5.jpg

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-12-07T14:07

XDDDDDD

By Jack
at 2018-12-09T08:57

推! 內馬爾笑翻了哈哈,想要Hazard和Rakitic

By Odelette
at 2018-12-14T07:42

雄雞那個太白痴了XDDD

By Kristin
at 2018-12-19T03:26

姆巴佩+1

By Connor
at 2018-12-21T15:34

颶風那句有感動到曾讀到一篇他和老婆的故事很專情

By Thomas
at 2018-12-25T10:36

你是不是也有看一弦定音XD

By Aaliyah
at 2018-12-29T22:14

推馬克宏笑死XD

By Isla
at 2019-01-02T00:51

可以跟你一起慢慢散步,是最浪漫的事情

By Linda
at 2019-01-04T08:41

獻給散步了90分鐘的法國和丹麥XD

By Gary
at 2019-01-05T17:20

https://i.imgur.com/QqsMwbs.jpg

By Kristin
at 2019-01-08T02:05

推推~每個都好促咪XDD魔笛好甜，羅本QQ

By Lauren
at 2019-01-08T06:49

莫德里奇：他們都叫我魔笛，那你想吹嗎(秒變性騷擾)

By George
at 2019-01-08T11:28

梅西：我會讓阿根廷哭泣，但捨不得讓你哭泣

By Agnes
at 2019-01-11T04:13

坎特：讓我來守住妳心中的梅西

By Michael
at 2019-01-13T06:06

很棒，想看姆+1

By Leila
at 2019-01-17T01:13

推推

By Joe
at 2019-01-18T10:32

魔笛好可愛>/////<

By Olive
at 2019-01-22T23:03

推

By Rebecca
at 2019-01-24T23:15

拎北總統搭配姿勢超好笑

By Rebecca
at 2019-01-26T02:02

內馬爾笑死

By Noah
at 2019-01-27T00:58

內馬爾XDDDDDDD 求J羅QQ

By Sandy
at 2019-01-30T04:12

有笑有推Xd

By Yuri
at 2019-02-01T15:33

格子超好笑哈哈哈哈

By Gilbert
at 2019-02-02T19:40

求姆巴佩！！

By Madame
at 2019-02-03T11:19

最後幾個越來越偏XDDD

By Iris
at 2019-02-06T22:40

推! 是托特納姆熱刺才對 Tottenham的h不發音

By Caroline
at 2019-02-08T20:04

笑死了尤其內馬爾
姆巴佩跟佩佩都來一點嘛

By Brianna
at 2019-02-08T21:40

都被撩到了～求更新～

By Charlotte
at 2019-02-13T09:06

好評，喜歡魔笛和羅本的，推文幾個也很有才! 球證XDD

By Puput
at 2019-02-14T07:05

來譯一張 rolling with you day and night
is the most romantic thing on my mind

By Selena
at 2019-02-18T03:56

推哈哈

By Zora
at 2019-02-22T17:33

推文的魔笛你想吹嗎XD真的會被吉吧，哈哈哈哈

By Emma
at 2019-02-24T04:03

有笑有推

By Poppy
at 2019-02-28T15:42

鈴北總統這好笑

By Rebecca
at 2019-03-01T01:15

超可愛超好笑的XDDD 也推馬克宏那張哈哈哈哈

By Frederic
at 2019-03-02T18:18

推文德國隊那張真是太撩了

By Jacky
at 2019-03-04T05:13

羅本那個感覺好酸XDDDD

By Thomas
at 2019-03-07T13:22

馬克宏XDDDDDDDDD

By Oliver
at 2019-03-12T04:46

內馬那一張真的很賤

By Wallis
at 2019-03-13T01:11

可以喔

By Sandy
at 2019-03-14T00:53

推Lukaku XDD

By Belly
at 2019-03-15T04:53

最美的不是助攻而是永住你心中會不會比較押韻（你夠了
超好笑你好用心XDDDD

By William
at 2019-03-17T06:38

姆巴佩：如果說我像忍者龜那也是專屬於你的那隻(亂想)

By Charlie
at 2019-03-19T22:51

想看姆巴佩但一直想到忍者龜...

By Leila
at 2019-03-22T09:38

姆巴佩的我想到了!!! 我再怎麼會拖時間也留不住你在我
身邊 XDD 前面那個梅西不會讓你哭泣超鬧的啦哈哈哈哈

By Daph Bay
at 2019-03-24T09:56

補的幾張也很好笑xdd

By Catherine
at 2019-03-28T08:51

拖時間只是為了想留住與你的每瞬間？這樣比較是情話

By Mary
at 2019-04-01T00:05

最後一張好煩wwww

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-04-02T18:54

求巴佩版本

By Elma
at 2019-04-04T00:29

好笑。魔笛萌萌

By Catherine
at 2019-04-05T11:07

不好笑尷尬癌上身

By George
at 2019-04-10T04:36

羅本那張XDDDDDDDD

By Yuri
at 2019-04-13T03:15

為君開XDDDD

By Frederica
at 2019-04-15T23:53

魔笛可愛

By Anonymous
at 2019-04-17T23:20

有笑有推xD

By Daph Bay
at 2019-04-20T05:47

j 羅那句話最後兩字可改成心中有押韻

By Tracy
at 2019-04-24T12:12

有笑有推

By Joseph
at 2019-04-29T05:48

好好笑

By Hedy
at 2019-05-02T06:33

推哈哈哈哈

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-05-03T04:47

有笑有推XDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-05-05T10:15

幽默哈

By Bethany
at 2019-05-07T12:47

魔笛那張選的真好！

By George
at 2019-05-09T13:48

XDDDDDD

By Puput
at 2019-05-10T22:54

推哈哈哈哈

By Faithe
at 2019-05-13T05:01

除了馬克宏之外其他看了很尷尬

By Mary
at 2019-05-16T23:56

覺得不夠酸政客那個好笑是因為酸

By Catherine
at 2019-05-19T15:25

推XDXDXDDD

By Madame
at 2019-05-22T22:16

求giroud 跟Isco

By Audriana
at 2019-05-25T09:06

打滾笑死

By Wallis
at 2019-05-27T17:32

求丁丁～

By John
at 2019-05-28T14:56

不錯，推

By Quanna
at 2019-05-30T23:38

有梗欸XDDD 想要Pavard+1!!!!

By Blanche
at 2019-06-01T02:50

我覺得都蠻有梗的阿XD 求哈炸

By Aaliyah
at 2019-06-02T07:42

裁判&VAR超好笑XDDDD

By Jessica
at 2019-06-06T22:52

VAR很好笑+1 求Akinfeev

By Wallis
at 2019-06-07T03:03

裁判超好笑！為什麼這樣對羅本～～

By Edwina
at 2019-06-07T07:34

雄雞還好是格子+1XDD

By Yedda
at 2019-06-08T19:27

求 Giroud 和Lloris ><

By Una
at 2019-06-12T19:21

推！喜歡L大的Mbappe拖時間！！好好笑

By Damian
at 2019-06-17T19:06

寫的超棒！！！格子那句超級會啊XDD

By Linda
at 2019-06-19T08:07

我竟被上面的德國隊撩到>/////////<

By Mary
at 2019-06-24T03:08

姆湯配應該單身吧?才19~

By Linda
at 2019-06-28T21:50

有媒體報導巴佩的緋聞女友是Alicia Aylies 但不知道是真
是假

By Ingrid
at 2019-07-01T06:09

推

By William
at 2019-07-04T06:28

打滾哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Elvira
at 2019-07-05T22:51

這個太經典了!!!

By Odelette
at 2019-07-09T03:09

德國球迷被球門今始為君開爆擊倒地QQ

By Elvira
at 2019-07-10T17:21

XDDD

By Elma
at 2019-07-12T05:35

借分享XDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2019-07-12T08:19

求Sterling

By Dinah
at 2019-07-14T11:55

心動啊www

By James
at 2019-07-17T03:48

好有梗超讚 XDDDDDDDDDDD

By David
at 2019-07-17T11:44

這我都可以耶除了馬克宏

By Iris
at 2019-07-21T17:14

狠會XDDDDD

By Madame
at 2019-07-22T08:53

打滾跟高盧雄雞XD

By Iris
at 2019-07-23T11:09

除了馬克宏和var,其他很難笑....

By Queena
at 2019-07-26T04:03

魔笛的名字應該是Lu"k"a才對?

By Ursula
at 2019-07-29T19:24

尷尬

By Olivia
at 2019-07-30T07:08

對，魔笛的名字錯了

By Charlotte
at 2019-08-03T00:07

可以點菜嗎？那我要點烏拉圭雙箭頭

By Agatha
at 2019-08-05T14:14

好讚哈哈哈哈哈

By Frederic
at 2019-08-08T11:56

對阿都忘了蘇牙了哈哈哈哈還有Cavani

By Carolina Franco
at 2019-08-09T09:44

XDDD都超推的哈哈哈哈

By Una
at 2019-08-13T23:23

有梗我喜歡想看272的

By Isabella
at 2019-08-14T01:27

272 QQ

By John
at 2019-08-15T03:48

推

By Donna
at 2019-08-20T02:02

高盧雄雞應該選我大吉魯阿

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-08-22T19:25

比利時怎麼沒哈球王

By Regina
at 2019-08-23T16:07

魔笛超帥

By Wallis
at 2019-08-28T08:47

羅本QQ

By John
at 2019-08-31T06:14

厄齊爾的不錯耶!

By Lydia
at 2019-09-04T21:54

辛苦了，272的不錯

By Candice
at 2019-09-08T05:47

272QQQQQQ

By Margaret
at 2019-09-12T20:23

VAR笑死了

By Candice
at 2019-09-16T15:44

辛苦了都很有梗

By Robert
at 2019-09-19T13:18

272是阿森納10號唷!

By Sierra Rose
at 2019-09-21T08:29

迪巴拉的好好笑

By Carol
at 2019-09-25T00:51

哈哈哈哈好好笑

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