【李亦伸專欄】來自東方神秘力量，擊潰.. - NBA

By Odelette
at 2015-03-25T16:39

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馬刺今天客場栽了，小牛在主場101：94完成逆轉，就在兩天前，我才剛在line上跟朋友
說「go spurs」，結果馬刺就…

http://s1.imgs.cc/img/7EQBUvW.jpg

今天朋友消遣我，說他在看馬刺整場比賽時心裡就怕怕的，一直想起我說的那兩個字「
go spurs」。

唉!我雖然沒有這麼討厭「東方神秘力量」這個封號，但我真的很無奈，我一句話給網友
和朋友帶來話題和歡樂，功德無量。最近13戰10勝的馬刺，是真的栽在「東方神秘力量」
手裡嗎?

http://s3.imgs.cc/img/nIdDqEN.jpg

(圖片來源：Porcupine sundae)

馬刺今年有幾個問題和困擾：

1、傷兵不少：如果38歲的Tim Duncan都是全隊最健康的前兩名球員，那馬刺真的有麻煩
。

2、Tony Parker持續低迷：Parker本季14.9分、5助攻，他的狀況和健康是近10年來最差
的一季。

3、角色球員失調：Boris Diaw和Patty Mills兩名改變比賽節奏的主力球員，本季到目前
為止都沒能打出前兩年高效，Mills已經傷癒歸隊38場，他該儘快回到正軌才行。

4、Manu神奇時刻少了：37歲的Manu Ginobili本季的神奇表演時刻少了大半，這是馬刺在
決勝期和打逆轉球時欠缺的力道，這是連教練Greg Popovich都改變不了的狀況。

5、三分下滑：馬刺本季三分球命中率只有3成64，比上季3成96滑落不少，馬刺進攻和把
握性自然受到折損。

http://imgs.cc/image/vID8t3g
(圖片來源：JOSIC Media)

馬刺今天下半場被小牛逆轉，麻煩就在：老三巨頭關鍵時刻不靈光，三個人同時低迷，加
上Mills和Diaw消失在決勝期，三分球不再是馬刺救命仙丹，比賽就會偏離馬刺熟悉和擅
長軌道，Manu在第四節靈光一閃連續得分，已經救不了馬刺。

本季馬刺有本身的問題沒有克服，球員的專注力和持續力也出了狀況，並不全然是「東方
神秘力量」無敵咒語帶來的結果。上周馬刺被聯盟爐主紐約尼克延長賽逆轉的比賽，
Popovich賽後已經發飆，那是馬刺專注力和敬業態度下滑的病兆。

馬刺當然還是西區最有韌性和競爭力的季後賽球隊，但馬刺因為老化和傷病問題，主力下
滑和穩定性不再的麻煩，同樣困擾Popovich。

如果你現在問我，西區決賽會是那兩支隊伍，我的答案是：勇士和馬刺將在西區決賽碰頭
。

你可以擔心，也可以選擇不要相信，或者繼續施放東方神秘魔咒，但這事即將在五月發生
。
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不管你信不信，總之我信了。

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By Bennie
at 2015-03-28T10:23

........

By Emily
at 2015-03-31T14:59

糗爺的真心話大冒險?

By Dora
at 2015-04-02T14:35

噓文救馬刺跟勇士

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-04-05T08:24

你勇準備一輪遊

By Margaret
at 2015-04-05T12:08

這到底是什麼，雙重人格XD?

By Genevieve
at 2015-04-08T20:33

稿費騙成這樣真不簡單

By Jack
at 2015-04-11T16:44

糗神!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Dinah
at 2015-04-15T08:34

噓文救你勇他刺

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-04-16T01:18

XDDDD

By Anthony
at 2015-04-16T22:37

認真問 3成96跟3成64差很多嗎

By Anthony
at 2015-04-20T02:30

幹你糗爺滾

By Sarah
at 2015-04-22T04:50

反正我是信了

By Dinah
at 2015-04-26T13:23

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Isla
at 2015-05-01T03:06

哈哈哈哈

By Hardy
at 2015-05-03T08:07

樓下你信嗎？？

By Doris
at 2015-05-07T01:17

你酸民講一句他立馬寫五篇稿費賺爽爽

By Sarah
at 2015-05-09T05:13

真小牛迷

By Megan
at 2015-05-11T06:15

慘這根本是直接遭到槍決

By Elizabeth
at 2015-05-12T15:44

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2015-05-16T14:48

放大絕了

By Charlotte
at 2015-05-16T19:51

明明就是ellis爆氣吧

By Leila
at 2015-05-16T23:33

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

By Jack
at 2015-05-20T01:31

XDDDDDD 馬刺跟勇士 GG 了

By Emily
at 2015-05-21T09:09

自糗之後會如何? 功力加強還是功力盡失?

By Lucy
at 2015-05-24T07:10

身為小牛迷必須推

By Bethany
at 2015-05-25T16:36

勇士要被雷霆老八了XD

By Genevieve
at 2015-05-29T16:41

勇士馬刺掰

By Margaret
at 2015-05-31T22:03

糗爺就是這麼可愛XDDDDDDDDD

By Ina
at 2015-06-05T12:23

恭喜雷霆灰熊前進西區冠軍

By George
at 2015-06-09T18:24

XDDDDDDD

By Thomas
at 2015-06-13T06:13

尼馬的神祕力量的告解啊～～～～

By Jacob
at 2015-06-16T17:34

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2015-06-17T17:55

騙稿費騙成這樣也不簡單

By Gary
at 2015-06-20T12:28

推自我消遣的氣度

By Caroline
at 2015-06-22T17:26

推

By Ursula
at 2015-06-25T07:38

這種故意的不準啦

By Jacob
at 2015-06-25T20:07

一整年的準備，只為了季後賽的魔力

By Belly
at 2015-06-26T16:46

感謝糗爺指引一條明路

By Linda
at 2015-06-28T13:22

新小牛迷喜新厭舊一下臭了嗎....

By Elvira
at 2015-06-29T07:29

我勇@@

By Megan
at 2015-06-30T05:44

到底該噓還是推...

By Victoria
at 2015-07-05T02:47

XD糗爺超好笑

By Rachel
at 2015-07-06T21:58

太可愛了吧，自己也知道東方神秘力量XDDDD

By Mason
at 2015-07-10T02:24

好口愛

By Damian
at 2015-07-10T18:41

怒噓救你士他馬!

By Irma
at 2015-07-12T06:57

糗爺連自己都能消遣，幽默值爆錶啊

By Ina
at 2015-07-14T14:49

現在已經可以公然幫自己寫專欄騙稿費了

By Quanna
at 2015-07-16T08:27

岳父大人真的蠻可愛的

By Charlie
at 2015-07-18T21:30

不可質疑汝的LYS

By Steve
at 2015-07-22T05:52

這出稿的速度很猛 XDDDDD 日記文？

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-07-26T09:14

XDD

By Delia
at 2015-07-30T12:52

糗爺很可愛+有風度阿

By Connor
at 2015-07-31T05:00

揪竟是七傷拳還是負負得正呢~

By Sarah
at 2015-08-02T17:31

萬年冥燈

By Olivia
at 2015-08-03T08:34

糗爺推!!!!

By William
at 2015-08-03T12:22

伸哥何苦為難馬刺

By Lucy
at 2015-08-04T19:16

機歪咧...看馬刺狀態不好，想順便拖勇士下水? = =

By Zora
at 2015-08-06T18:59

糗爺XD

By Una
at 2015-08-07T09:35

真是幽默的高手

By Madame
at 2015-08-07T13:20

自己錶自己糗爺真的好可愛XDDDDDDDDD你怎麼噓的下去

By Mason
at 2015-08-12T10:42

EQ滿高der

By Kelly
at 2015-08-12T16:35

By Hamiltion
at 2015-08-16T13:57

不過馬刺有可能四或五耶會提前碰頭

By George
at 2015-08-19T09:08

.................勇士哪裡害到你了啦

By Elma
at 2015-08-19T22:14

小牛迷別ㄓㄨㄤ

By Liam
at 2015-08-21T22:37

好吧!岳父實在有風度推一下XDDDD

By Olga
at 2015-08-25T11:57

根本大絕……………

By Kelly
at 2015-08-30T07:57

搞不好第一輪就碰到...

By Franklin
at 2015-09-01T14:47

糗爺又更神了連馬刺都不抗糗了XD

By Ula
at 2015-09-02T01:47

糗爺開示還不跟上!!

By Isla
at 2015-09-02T18:09

這一兩年糗爺怎麼白了? 人也幽默了很多

By Lily
at 2015-09-07T03:43

勇士表示憤怒

By Daniel
at 2015-09-09T22:50

乾笑了

By Hazel
at 2015-09-10T09:45

東方神秘力量不可不信啊！

By Bennie
at 2015-09-12T22:50

Lys

By Bethany
at 2015-09-15T02:32

文章越來越歡樂

By Zanna
at 2015-09-16T02:10

我刺有抗糗體質不怕不怕

By Cara
at 2015-09-17T10:30

推糗爺自嘲

By Rachel
at 2015-09-18T21:40

勇士掰～

By Isabella
at 2015-09-22T02:34

不可質疑DER

By Kumar
at 2015-09-25T06:47

糗爺果然厲害XDDD

By Hedwig
at 2015-09-25T12:56

推糗爺自嘲　不過有網友對他作人身攻擊就不太好了..

By Irma
at 2015-09-27T05:40

糗爺EQ真的很高推推

By Mason
at 2015-09-30T15:11

馬刺不是抗糗? 所以勇士危險了

By Margaret
at 2015-10-03T01:11

去年季後賽東方神秘力量轉生小牛迷小牛就垮了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-10-03T02:28

馬刺本體抗糗也就算了來人啊給勇士一瓶抗糗藥劑

By Annie
at 2015-10-08T00:33

糗爺是我們的神!

By Delia
at 2015-10-08T14:10

結果兩隊籤表同一邊怎麼辦？

By Charlotte
at 2015-10-11T01:48

好可愛的文章XDDD

By James
at 2015-10-14T05:19

不可質疑東方神秘力量

By Connor
at 2015-10-16T04:40

這專欄太寶了wwwww

By Charlotte
at 2015-10-20T21:17

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2015-10-23T16:13

糗爺真的帶給大家很多歡樂，希望能夠繼續糗下去XDD

By Poppy
at 2015-10-25T15:06

牆頭草、假牛迷

By Rosalind
at 2015-10-28T05:11

自己討論自己也能一篇挺強的喔岳父

By Elvira
at 2015-10-29T11:04

push

By Andy
at 2015-10-29T18:18

幹XDDDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-11-01T10:45

哈

By Christine
at 2015-11-01T16:54

岳父XDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2015-11-01T19:31

我刺他勇心驚驚…

By Emily
at 2015-11-04T16:42

拜託以後說反話好嗎

By Agatha
at 2015-11-06T23:03

幹......糗爺EQ真的高 XDDDDDDDD
以前在YAHOO被罵甚麼龜頭壘包墓碑臉　都不會生氣的

By Elma
at 2015-11-10T18:04

XDDDDDDDD

By Puput
at 2015-11-11T13:07

XDDD

By Sarah
at 2015-11-15T02:45

勇士馬刺..

By Mary
at 2015-11-18T00:46

就是馬刺季後賽爽爽贏可是拿不了冠軍這樣嗎....

By Necoo
at 2015-11-20T22:29

順手噓糗文救救我勇刺

By Ivy
at 2015-11-24T18:47

xddddd

By Yedda
at 2015-11-27T02:22

公開處決！

By Lily
at 2015-11-30T01:13

我希望馬刺連霸0.0但不想看勇士被你說到一輪游啊...
.

By Ingrid
at 2015-12-04T04:15

果然開始自命不凡起來了哪天說自己能操弄天下運勢
也不用意外

By Xanthe
at 2015-12-05T01:17

不是小牛迷嗎? 你這個叛徒~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Gary
at 2015-12-06T05:30

糗爺太可愛+有風度，推推

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-12-09T05:32

糗爺泰酷了！！

By Dora
at 2015-12-11T05:48

如果馬刺和勇士真的一輪遊是否該發雞排了

By Poppy
at 2015-12-16T01:46

Kerr感到有股不好的預感

By Regina
at 2015-12-20T11:52

其實糗爺蠻可愛的

By Daph Bay
at 2015-12-23T20:27

馬刺衝衝衝

By Daph Bay
at 2015-12-28T12:35

少牽拖明明就是因為你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2016-01-01T18:42

XDDD

By John
at 2016-01-02T17:28

起...起風了丞相!!!

By Anonymous
at 2016-01-04T03:11

這種EQ要給推開始喜歡他了

By Tom
at 2016-01-05T05:22

噓文救馬勇

By Caitlin
at 2016-01-09T11:02

恭喜我熊XD

By Gilbert
at 2016-01-11T13:13

難得糗自己，日出東方唯糗不勝

By Elizabeth
at 2016-01-13T21:58

謝岳父我熊西區冠軍！！

By Ina
at 2016-01-14T22:45

噓自己以後剛好負負得正

By Brianna
at 2016-01-15T23:29

勇士今年到此為止

By Necoo
at 2016-01-19T07:51

噓文救我刺

By Odelette
at 2016-01-20T23:07

勇士bye~

By Mia
at 2016-01-24T09:43

快艇表示感恩

By Lucy
at 2016-01-24T21:32

年紀越大越覺得糗爺人其實不錯曾經酸過他覺得抱歉

By Ursula
at 2016-01-28T07:20

噓文救我刺

By Audriana
at 2016-02-01T18:29

糗爺的告白

By Kristin
at 2016-02-04T07:28

看來西冠是小牛VS雷霆了!!!!

By Isabella
at 2016-02-04T19:30

還說你是小牛迷，再騙阿

By Steve
at 2016-02-07T02:14

這人有點不知羞

By John
at 2016-02-09T21:41

By Audriana
at 2016-02-12T22:23

伸哥自嘲幽默!!

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-02-16T02:32

不可質疑你的岳父

By Kyle
at 2016-02-16T08:14

我就知道你是偽小牛迷

By Franklin
at 2016-02-21T00:58

馬刺應該是有內建抗糗的呀 XDDDD

By Audriana
at 2016-02-24T01:39

go spurs

By Callum
at 2016-02-28T14:00

我雷感謝加持

By Mia
at 2016-03-03T12:04

笑了

By Ida
at 2016-03-06T07:03

哭哭喔

By Lily
at 2016-03-10T06:41

推超好笑的糗爺XDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-03-14T20:03

糗爺推一個

By Robert
at 2016-03-16T05:53

XDDDDDD

By Agnes
at 2016-03-16T15:24

看來該重注買小牛快艇了

By Andrew
at 2016-03-16T19:01

被酸了這麼久終於轉白了 Ptt都是被酸久的會白
白久了就會被痠了

By Rae
at 2016-03-16T23:55

還好馬刺去年奪冠... 不過糗爺好可愛XD

By Genevieve
at 2016-03-17T10:19

自嘲好像有點哀桑...推個

By Linda
at 2016-03-20T21:28

LYS：鉅子，這就是被天意戲弄的感覺嗎

By Lucy
at 2016-03-23T00:11

Parker好不容易季末準備回穩，沒想到被糗爺看上…

By Cara
at 2016-03-26T08:21

救你勇他刺

By Kama
at 2016-03-28T05:06

越來越喜歡爸爸了XDDD

By Joseph
at 2016-03-29T06:52

勇士馬刺已哭

By Rebecca
at 2016-03-30T04:53

噓文救我刺

By Annie
at 2016-03-31T01:25

噓文救勇士

By Thomas
at 2016-03-31T07:26

糗爺其實人不錯啦

By Iris
at 2016-04-02T17:31

超開心的~~小牛迷推

By Charlotte
at 2016-04-04T07:39

去年看瓊斯杯，喊糗爺的時候給了個溫暖的微笑呢~

By Joseph
at 2016-04-06T07:40

靠

By Jacky
at 2016-04-07T19:00

XDDDDDDD

By Eden
at 2016-04-09T00:44

糗爺以為負負得正嗎

By Delia
at 2016-04-10T16:51

勇士：不~~~~~~~~~~

By Agnes
at 2016-04-14T09:11

挺幽默的，給個推~~

By Emily
at 2016-04-18T17:28

真的是蠻好笑的哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-04-22T05:33

XDDDDDDDDDDDD糗爺也太好笑~

By Christine
at 2016-04-25T20:21

連糗聯盟第一+衛冕冠軍,根本專欄界老大XD

By Agatha
at 2016-04-27T09:08

現在說糗爺的應該都只是搞笑了,不像以前那樣

By Olivia
at 2016-04-27T21:54

東方神祕力量

By Leila
at 2016-05-02T15:38

自娛娛人，風度真好。

By Hedwig
at 2016-05-06T12:39

糗爺你好棒棒愛你唷

【李亦伸專欄】來自東方神秘力量，擊潰.. - NBA

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