An onion article from last year, but, geez... still SPOT ON!
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ESPN Sports Segment Reveals Science Behind Tony Romo's Shittiness
ESPN’s “Sport Science” attempted to investigate the natural phenomena
surrounding Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo’s shittiness and provide
conclusive explanations for why the Dallas veteran sucks so bad.
“We observed Romo missing 98 percent of our targets,” Brenkus said. “While
studying the footage, we were able to determine that his capacity to make
poor decisions in less than a second greatly influence why he’s so imprecise.
”
“There’s not a quarterback in the NFL who can make a mistake as quickly as
Romo,” Brenkus added.
[and more in the article...]
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http://tinyurl.com/avkl4wn
ESPN Sports Segment Reveals Science Behind Tony Romo's Shittiness
ESPN’s “Sport Science” attempted to investigate the natural phenomena
surrounding Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo’s shittiness and provide
conclusive explanations for why the Dallas veteran sucks so bad.
“We observed Romo missing 98 percent of our targets,” Brenkus said. “While
studying the footage, we were able to determine that his capacity to make
poor decisions in less than a second greatly influence why he’s so imprecise.
”
“There’s not a quarterback in the NFL who can make a mistake as quickly as
Romo,” Brenkus added.
[and more in the article...]
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Sometimes I Go Commando
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