Stuff - 美國職棒

1. Fuck this shit, start Tavarez tomorrow so he'll fight Farnsworth.
Not only will we get THE GREATEST BRAWL OF THE FRAKKING MILLENIUM, we'll
also probably get the greatest Dugout of all the time the next day
(dugout.progressiveboink.com)

2. Unless Scott Proctor was conspiring against Mel Gibson to hit the Jew,
you really can't blame him. This was the only way he was getting a break:
SUSPENSION

3. Don't plunk Jeter tomorrow, he's good on the bases. Don't bother
plunking the bottom of the lineup, they might go back to sucking again.
Don't plunk Posada, because I actually respect him.

Plunking A-Rod is just boring these days.

I say throw at Damon where his sack used to be. He's not running all that
well these days.

4. Mike Lowell and Drew Barrymore will probably need time on the DL...

FREE WILY MO PENA

5. Why the fuck didn't Piniero just the fucking game? Lopez is actually
becoming useful.

6. Nobody move Pedroia out of the 9th spot, he's doing well.

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