Reddit鄉民的荷墨討論 - 世足

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[Mexico]maddiethebaddie
If anyone needs me I'll be sobbing in a corner.
The God of faded flairs has come to take my soul.

如果有人要找的話 我會躲在角落哭哭
淘汰之神已經要來收割我的靈魂了

　[The Netherlands]Ausweis_bitte
　Im here for you man

　肩膀借你靠吧

　　[Mexico]maddiethebaddie
　　GET AWAY FROM ME

　　荷 蘭 人 給 我 滾

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[United States]noelsusman
The Dutch goalie looks offended every time he has to make a save.

荷蘭門將每救一球看起來都很不爽的樣子

　[Côte d'Ivoire]DidierDrogba
　"how dare you make me work for that save"

　「這種球你們都敢叫我接！？」

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[]LiverpoolLordsome

　尊爵不凡喝水哥 http://gfycat.com/EvilPleasingHairstreakbutterfly

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[Colombia]MetalGearZEKE
Qatar 2022 World Cup: Cooling break every 30 seconds.

2022卡達世界盃: 每30秒一次飲水降溫

　[]almostinvisible

　來了來了魯尼世界盃的第一個...噢不第二個進球要來了！
準備起腳！噢天啊他射歪了！！
　糟糕魯尼看起來中暑了！應該是要把他換下去了...
這已經是英格蘭在卡達的第五個和大家說掰掰的球員
　看來英格蘭又要準備搭飛機了～

　　[Germany]Whipfather
　　I don't think England needs help from the sun with going home early.

　　英格蘭想早點回家還需要藉太陽之力？

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[Italy]alexrobinhood
If that had gone in, it would have been a goal

這球進的話，就得一分惹

　[France]T0tai
　Have you considered a career in match commentating?

　有考慮去當球評嗎？

　[]IAmA_Dragonborn_AMA
　Is that you Magic Johnson?

　魔術強森，是你？

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[United States]DrewChambersDC
FIFA's plan all along was to have the world cup in Qatar so each match could
have a cooling break and they could sell ads during it. bastards.

FIFA要在卡達辦世界盃，就是為了要出現一堆降溫暫停
這樣就可以大賣廣告了，萎哉FIFA

　[]ricovargas
　so turn it into an american football type game?

　要把他變NFL嗎

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[Swedens]pock_block
Damn Dutch and their waffle-chants.

去他的荷蘭人和荷蘭的鬆餅應援

　[Belgium]premature_eulogy
　Hey, they're not the waffle guys.

　鬆餅和荷蘭有個毛關係

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[England]Leeham721

OCHOA眼中的比賽: http://i.imgur.com/xtHEisj.jpg

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[United States]seemonkey
Somebody please explain to me how Mexico barely qualified and then turned
into this?

誰知道墨西哥一路跌跌撞撞，後來是怎麼進化成這樣的?

　[Mexico]Sh1g
　Two words. MIGUEL HERRERA

　兩個字，教練

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[Liverpool]Sir_Psycho_Sexy_
Around 57% of Brazil is covered by rainforest. The rest is covered by Dirk
Kuyt

57%的巴西被熱帶雨林覆蓋，其餘都被Dirk Kuyt承包了

　[The Netherland]sgremwood
　Dirk Kuyt, position: left.

　Dirk Kuyt位置：左翼

　　[Italy]monkeking
　　Dirk Kuyt: Western Hemisphere

　　Dirk Kuyt位置：西半球

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[Mexico]StoneOfRoll
if we dont win we're gonna have to start sacrificing people again
EDIT: about 100 million people are now dead inside

贏不了的話，我們就要再次活人獻祭了
編輯: 已有約1億人民陣亡

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[United States]Xavii7
Props to Univison for not cutting to commercial. We got to see people
drinking water for 2 minutes. It was good.

中間不插廣告真是太強大了 我們就看著一群人喝水喝了兩分鐘 了不起

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[Australia]nyanthan
Ochoa is wearing a black shirt... as a GK... in 30ish degrees Celsius
weather... in the sun... long sleeved... and a crap ton of hair...

Ochoa穿著一身黑...在30度的天氣...烈日之下...長袖...和一大坨頭髮...

　[Portugal]Lolkac
　He needs to absorb all the solar energy to operate against robben and rvp

　他需要吸收太陽能來對抗羅本(30)和范大將軍

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[Argentina]2rio2
Mexico winning the most attractive fan contest so far.

最正粉絲目前仍然花落墨西哥

　[Belgium]interderp

　http://i.imgur.com/3HEqAfz.jpg

　[United States]PeriodBlood
　Yeah, but I think RVP makes me a little gay. So, it kinda evens
　everything out.

　是沒錯 但范佩西好像有點把我掰彎了 所以還是平手

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[Germany]Got_Engineers
MEXICAN FOOD IS STILL FAR BETTER AND TASTIER THAN DUTCH FOOD!!!

墨西哥食物還是比荷蘭好吃多了!!!

　[The Netherlands]SirCharlesTupperware
　I don't think any of us will disagree with that

　應該沒有荷蘭人不認同

　[United States]mylyfeforIU
　what's a popular dutch dish...?
　i'm just curious

　其實我也很好奇荷蘭有什麼好吃的？

　　[The Netherlands]SirCharlesTupperware

　　Ochoa

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[United States]TheYetiCaptain1993
You just watched 120 million people's dreams being crushed on international TV

您現在收看的是1.2億人民夢碎巴西

　[The Netherlands]Rijnsburg
　Beautiful, wasn't it? :D

　不覺得超美的嗎

　　[Mexico]BruceMShepard

　　fuck you....

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以下可能會有GOT雷 確認防雷請按\自行開燈XD

[Mexico]CharlieCandle
I'm dead inside.
我已經死了

　[France]BigFrigginHero
　Looked like a George RR Martin story
　簡直就是喬治馬丁寫的劇本

　　[Costa Rica]sarrop
　　The Oranje Wedding
　　橙色婚禮

　　　[]LearnsSomethingNew
　　　Except this time, Robben was doing the killing.
　　　不過這次行兇的是羅本

　　　　[United States]Mfalcon91
　　　　羅本長的超像Roose Bolton
　　　　http://goo.gl/Vc93bd　http://goo.gl/9yDGgv

　　[The Netherland]somgarm
　　... does this make us Lannisters?
　　...這樣說來荷蘭是蘭尼斯特?

　　　[England]roobens
　　　The Vannisters.
　　　范尼斯特

　　　　[United States]TrickyWinger
　　　　Van Cersei
　　　　范瑟曦

　　　[Arsenal]iamAgooner
　　　You guys did have a red wedding for the first game.　　　　
　　　你們荷蘭在第一場比賽早有紅色婚禮了

　　　　[The Netherlands]FlyingDutchDude
　　　　Yeah we owed them that.
　　　　沒錯這是我們該補給他們的

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