Reddit：美國VS法國 - NBA

※ 引述《willy911006 (小溫)》之銘言：
: 因為可能有板友想看一下Reddit對輸球的反應，所以我決定挑幾則熱門留言，順便練習翻
: 譯，有錯請告知，感謝！
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笑死了 看到肚子痛 REDDIT一整個酸爆
翻譯幾個超酸的

"Space Jam: New Legacy Extended Cut.
Lebron James and Don Cheadle return to help Team USA
exceed expectations, defy all odds, and obtain the bronze medal."
"怪物奇兵 全新世代 導演延伸加長版
老詹跟唐奇鐸回歸拯救美國隊，不懼一切困難，最終.....依然取得銅牌"

"Yeah I think maybe also the whole Tune squad may need to lend a
helping hand too"
"是啊! 我覺得連樂一通隊(兔巴哥、達菲鴨、蘿拉兔、豬小弟等等)
也該對美國隊伸出援手"

"Dame Time aint working in non US Timezones"
Dame Time 在非美國時區不管用

"That’s why they were able to make him an old man in Space Jam"
那就是說明為什麼他在怪物奇兵裡面是個老人

What you mean? His French passport is in the mail, Damién Lillárd.
Lillard 的法國護照正準備寄過來 "Damién Lillárd"

And Kevin Durant doesn‘t even need to correct his name
for the French passport
KD的法國護照看起來不需要更改成法文的姓名

"KD after the game: Mon Prochain Chapitre"
KD在比賽後發推寫上法文 " 我的下一個章節" (MY NEXT CHAPTER)

"The hardest macaron"
KD是最硬的馬卡龍 (美國杯子蛋糕變法國馬卡龍)

"KD about to take a 23andme test to see if he has any French ancestry"
KD正準備接受基因測試，看他的祖先是否有法國人"

"Kevin De Rant"
KD的法國名

"KD in 2 weeks"
https://i.imgur.com/GDFsOy8.jpg

"Don't worry. KD can just reuse the test results after the
Nigeria game."
不用擔心這個，KD在輸給奈及利亞賽後已經去測試基因了

"Joe Biden trying to get Giannis a us passport as we speak"
我們在討論的同時拜登正準備給字母哥一本美國護照

"Giannis one has already been processed,
they’re working on the Jokic one now"
字母哥的美國護照已經沒問題了，現在他們正在喬JOKIC那一份"

"US lost to France, France lost to Japan (in warmup games).
Japan > US!"
美國輸給法國，法國輸給日本(熱身賽) 日本>>>美國

"Harry Truman waking up in his coffin like the Undertaker"
杜魯門在棺材裡跟UNDERTAKER一樣準備醒來 (二戰原子彈地獄梗)

"Tokyo already preparing for the nuke."
東京準備好了(被原爆)

"Iso States of America"
諷刺United States of America 美國合眾國-->單打國

"With some practice, some of these NBA stars might
be good enough to make it in the euroleague one day"
在經過練習後，這些NBA球星部分應該可以在歐洲聯盟打球

"I don’t know anything about Angola(X) America(O)
but they in trouble” - Barkley probably

巴爵爺夢幻一隊梗

"get ready for the 2025 redeem team"
2025巴黎奧運美國復仇隊準備好了!

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棺材只會裝兩種人,一種是老到沒有嘴齒,壽終正寢的老年人,
另外一種就是鐵齒不信邪的少年人!


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