Reddit:美國VS法國 - NBA

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※ 引述《willy911006 (小溫)》之銘言:
: 因為可能有板友想看一下Reddit對輸球的反應,所以我決定挑幾則熱門留言,順便練習翻
: 譯,有錯請告知,感謝!
: https://reurl.cc/no2mVd

笑死了 看到肚子痛 REDDIT一整個酸爆
翻譯幾個超酸的

"Space Jam: New Legacy Extended Cut.
Lebron James and Don Cheadle return to help Team USA
exceed expectations, defy all odds, and obtain the bronze medal."
"怪物奇兵 全新世代 導演延伸加長版
老詹跟唐奇鐸回歸拯救美國隊,不懼一切困難,最終.....依然取得銅牌"

"Yeah I think maybe also the whole Tune squad may need to lend a
helping hand too"
"是啊! 我覺得連樂一通隊(兔巴哥、達菲鴨、蘿拉兔、豬小弟等等)
也該對美國隊伸出援手"

"Dame Time aint working in non US Timezones"
Dame Time 在非美國時區不管用

"That’s why they were able to make him an old man in Space Jam"
那就是說明為什麼他在怪物奇兵裡面是個老人

What you mean? His French passport is in the mail, Damién Lillárd.
Lillard 的法國護照正準備寄過來 "Damién Lillárd"

And Kevin Durant doesn‘t even need to correct his name
for the French passport
KD的法國護照看起來不需要更改成法文的姓名

"KD after the game: Mon Prochain Chapitre"
KD在比賽後發推寫上法文 " 我的下一個章節" (MY NEXT CHAPTER)

"The hardest macaron"
KD是最硬的馬卡龍 (美國杯子蛋糕變法國馬卡龍)

"KD about to take a 23andme test to see if he has any French ancestry"
KD正準備接受基因測試,看他的祖先是否有法國人"

"Kevin De Rant"
KD的法國名

"KD in 2 weeks"
https://i.imgur.com/GDFsOy8.jpg

"Don't worry. KD can just reuse the test results after the
Nigeria game."
不用擔心這個,KD在輸給奈及利亞賽後已經去測試基因了

"Joe Biden trying to get Giannis a us passport as we speak"
我們在討論的同時拜登正準備給字母哥一本美國護照

"Giannis one has already been processed,
they’re working on the Jokic one now"
字母哥的美國護照已經沒問題了,現在他們正在喬JOKIC那一份"

"US lost to France, France lost to Japan (in warmup games).
Japan > US!"
美國輸給法國,法國輸給日本(熱身賽) 日本>>>美國

"Harry Truman waking up in his coffin like the Undertaker"
杜魯門在棺材裡跟UNDERTAKER一樣準備醒來 (二戰原子彈地獄梗)

"Tokyo already preparing for the nuke."
東京準備好了(被原爆)

"Iso States of America"
諷刺United States of America 美國合眾國-->單打國

"With some practice, some of these NBA stars might
be good enough to make it in the euroleague one day"
在經過練習後,這些NBA球星部分應該可以在歐洲聯盟打球

"I don’t know anything about Angola(X) America(O)
but they in trouble” - Barkley probably

巴爵爺夢幻一隊梗

"get ready for the 2025 redeem team"
2025巴黎奧運美國復仇隊準備好了!

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棺材只會裝兩種人,一種是老到沒有嘴齒,壽終正寢的老年人,
另外一種就是鐵齒不信邪的少年人!


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All Comments

Eden avatarEden2021-07-29
Tatum國外沒人討論嗎 也很雷
Ida avatarIda2021-08-02
Kevin De Rant
Yuri avatarYuri2021-08-04
KD法國梗一堆超靠北的,但都很好笑xdd
Odelette avatarOdelette2021-08-05
超酸www
Damian avatarDamian2021-08-09
將天賦帶到他國
Irma avatarIrma2021-08-13
有夠靠北
Leila avatarLeila2021-08-14
沒人注意到tatum
Elizabeth avatarElizabeth2021-08-19
新綽號馬卡龍
Skylar Davis avatarSkylar Davis2021-08-21
KD果然是鄉民GOAT 滿滿的KD梗
Yedda avatarYedda2021-08-25
太小咖吧
Zenobia avatarZenobia2021-08-27
馬卡龍有夠靠北
Dorothy avatarDorothy2021-08-30
KD變成新抱腿笑柄 真的慘
Audriana avatarAudriana2021-09-03
Tatum沒人酸 明明也濫炸了
Eartha avatarEartha2021-09-05
果然在妄想字母哥了
Audriana avatarAudriana2021-09-08
"Kevin De Rant"笑死我了
John avatarJohn2021-09-10
reddit也知道JAPAN>USA
Wallis avatarWallis2021-09-10
Kevin De Rant
Catherine avatarCatherine2021-09-11
馬卡龍有夠靠北 XD
Rachel avatarRachel2021-09-15
因為一路狀態差,罵都罵完了
Zora avatarZora2021-09-15
他就帶隊的啊,當然拿他作梗
Wallis avatarWallis2021-09-19
等一下大半夜能不能看到KD在推特反擊呢
Audriana avatarAudriana2021-09-22
最爛的就Tatum 結果沒中槍
Hedwig avatarHedwig2021-09-24
Kevin De Rant XDDDD
Harry avatarHarry2021-09-29
Kevin De Rant XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tracy avatarTracy2021-10-01
KD不會法文 怎麼反擊法國鄉民?
Callum avatarCallum2021-10-06
推特下面全是法文 KD看得懂嗎
Barb Cronin avatarBarb Cronin2021-10-09
可是用法語酸KD真的很好笑
Isabella avatarIsabella2021-10-09
除了假日 整隊都很鳥 不止Tatum
Ingrid avatarIngrid2021-10-11
Kevin De Rant 笑死XDDD
Enid avatarEnid2021-10-13
XD
Brianna avatarBrianna2021-10-16
最硬的馬卡龍XDDDDDD
Oliver avatarOliver2021-10-23
kevin de rant 笑死
Carol avatarCarol2021-10-24
Kevin De Rant 快笑死 xdddd
Rachel avatarRachel2021-10-25
笑死
Rae avatarRae2021-10-26
de rant有夠北爛
Yedda avatarYedda2021-10-29
看來KD加入法國是網友共識
Ivy avatarIvy2021-10-31
法國馬卡龍 酸爆
杯子蛋糕 變 馬卡龍
哪一個比較高檔
Yedda avatarYedda2021-11-02
原來阿肥還沒有美國本土護照喔XDDD
Agnes avatarAgnes2021-11-04
字母打國際賽應該罰球會一直吹違例吹到崩潰吧
Ivy avatarIvy2021-11-07
kevin de rant 笑死
Thomas avatarThomas2021-11-12
Tatum最爛吧
Kelly avatarKelly2021-11-12
Kevin de rant XDDDD
Rosalind avatarRosalind2021-11-14
Kevin de rant 哈哈哈 超好笑
Faithe avatarFaithe2021-11-17
今年的字母我覺得倒不至於,至少他能蓋鍋分球卡位
Leila avatarLeila2021-11-21
笑死,歐洲>NBA
Faithe avatarFaithe2021-11-23
Kevin De Rant 是在哭哦 xdddd
Cara avatarCara2021-11-28
果然大家的笑點都是 Derant 哈哈哈
Mary avatarMary2021-12-07
其實也有個蠻好笑的流言:Gobert再次擊潰NBA XDDDDD
Faithe avatarFaithe2021-12-09
Kevin De Rant 真的很有創意 快笑死XDDD
Daph Bay avatarDaph Bay2021-12-13
超有梗 KD的法文名
Skylar DavisLinda avatarSkylar DavisLinda2021-12-17
Mon Prochain Chapitre XDDDD
Anonymous avatarAnonymous2021-12-19
美國鄉民應該是真的笑死
Hedda avatarHedda2021-12-24
Kevin De Rant 有那個意思
Quintina avatarQuintina2021-12-24
Tatum 講白了就是還不夠格被認為是領導人物
Daph Bay avatarDaph Bay2021-12-26
Tatum是鳥到根本沒人想玩他梗吧
Liam avatarLiam2021-12-27
老大是KD當然砲他,Tatum還是小弟
Regina avatarRegina2021-12-28
看到KD在對奈及利亞賽後就去測試基因,不禁嘴角失守
Ethan avatarEthan2021-12-30
Tatum跟阿爹是這隊美國隊最菜的兩個 更別說他第四節
Dorothy avatarDorothy2022-01-03
Kevin De Rant XD
Sarah avatarSarah2022-01-07
幾乎沒上 要領繩前面還一堆人在排隊啦
Odelette avatarOdelette2022-01-09
美國酸民真的是笑死wwwww
Anthony avatarAnthony2022-01-13
連208公分UNDERTAKER都來了XD,美國鄉民都知道的軟XD
Hedy avatarHedy2022-01-17
阿 漏算K.Johnson 是最菜的三個才對
Lauren avatarLauren2022-01-20
Mon Prochain Chapitre
Queena avatarQueena2022-01-22
JT雖然投籃不在狀況內 不過防守好像都要去扛對方內
Lauren avatarLauren2022-01-25
Kevin De Rant 笑死XDDD
David avatarDavid2022-01-28
k de runt 笑死
Joe avatarJoe2022-02-01
凱文 德宏
Una avatarUna2022-02-02
”Kevin De Rant” 笑死
Zora avatarZora2022-02-04
Kevin De Rant 真的笑死XDDD
Ursula avatarUrsula2022-02-09
有梗多了
Hardy avatarHardy2022-02-09
一直用法文酸超靠北XDD
Madame avatarMadame2022-02-18
Kevin De Rant 咲死
Suhail Hany avatarSuhail Hany2022-02-20
Kevin De Rant : 你各位對KD落井下石太過份惹
Connor avatarConnor2022-02-21
De Rant笑到岔氣 幹xddd
Quintina avatarQuintina2022-02-24
Kevin De Rany太尻了
Carol avatarCarol2022-02-24
Kevin De Rant 也太酸了XDDDD
Edwina avatarEdwina2022-02-27
哭阿
Emma avatarEmma2022-03-02
馬卡龍哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Linda avatarLinda2022-03-05
快笑死XDDDDDD
Edward Lewis avatarEdward Lewis2022-03-07
Kevin De Rant XDDDDDDD
Agatha avatarAgatha2022-03-09
笑死
Hedwig avatarHedwig2022-03-12
Kevin De Rant
Jack avatarJack2022-03-14
Kevin De RantXD
Thomas avatarThomas2022-03-17
Kevin De Rant有夠靠北
Gilbert avatarGilbert2022-03-20
沒人注意到Tatum 跟Booker嗎
Thomas avatarThomas2022-03-20
靠么他們怎麼那麼有梗啊,快笑死
Harry avatarHarry2022-03-22
Tatum沒人討論 看來不是個咖 還穿10號咧
Erin avatarErin2022-03-23
會去理那些菜鳥啊
Isla avatarIsla2022-03-25
Jessica avatarJessica2022-03-26
"Iso States of America"
Dorothy avatarDorothy2022-03-26
好有梗
Quintina avatarQuintina2022-03-30
酸法比我們有梗多了
Harry avatarHarry2022-04-02
連杜魯門都翻出來 笑死XDDDD
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2022-04-05
Kevin De Rant XDDDD
Sandy avatarSandy2022-04-08
北爛
Damian avatarDamian2022-04-09
下一次奧運會到2025喔?
Isla avatarIsla2022-04-11
Kevin De Rant笑死我XDDDDDDDDD
Suhail Hany avatarSuhail Hany2022-04-16
有聲音
Delia avatarDelia2022-04-18
Damr time 那個酸到哭爸 XDDD
Xanthe avatarXanthe2022-04-22
Iso States of America超會
Xanthe avatarXanthe2022-04-27
Kevin De Rant真的超靠
Rachel avatarRachel2022-04-29
Kevin De Rant有夠靠北wwww
Doris avatarDoris2022-05-04
Kevin De Rant這個超好笑的 XDDDDDDDDDD
Hedy avatarHedy2022-05-04
Kevin De Rent XDD
Ina avatarIna2022-05-06
reddit都好酸XD
Selena avatarSelena2022-05-06
美國鄉民很有梗 笑死
Hamiltion avatarHamiltion2022-05-06
真的是靠北好笑欸 是在哭XDDD
Bennie avatarBennie2022-05-09
Kevin De Rant XDDDDDDDDD
Zanna avatarZanna2022-05-11
Kevin De Rant
Elma avatarElma2022-05-11
De Rant是甚麼梗QQ
Joe avatarJoe2022-05-16
Kevin De Rant !!!
Irma avatarIrma2022-05-20
Kevin De Rant真的很好笑xdd