#以下評論皆來自reddit#
via: http://goo.gl/e3TKRh
有錯歡迎指正 謝謝m(_ _)m
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[]RustinCh0le
God, I feel like Tim Howard could have saved my parent's marriage.
天啊 我覺得Tim Howard都能搶救下我爸媽的婚姻了
[The Netherlands]Milazzo
Howard saving things would make an excellent Photoshop battle.
Howard的救球引發一場PS裝甲之戰
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[Greece]Theo93
/r/soccer vs United States
Reddit足球討論區 vs 美國 大戰
[Brasil]Jarbas6
Really, /r/soccer vs /r/soccer.
應該說Reddit足球討論區自己內部大戰
[United States]benlew
normal /r/soccer vs everyone new here over the past month
Reddit足球討論區 與 新警察 之戰
[United States]EliteAzn
Which goes back to /r/soccer vs The United States.
所以還是 Reddit足球討論區 vs 美國 大戰嘛
[United States]Heelincal
So it shall be an even fight.
是場挺勢均力敵的比賽
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[Germany]Ziap
btw, How do u guys like ad free sports?
話說你們覺得中間沒廣告的運動如何?
[Sporting KC]SupportingKansasCity
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BUY ANYMORE
我 都 不 知 道 該 買 什 麼 才 好 了
[]readytofall
When do I get to go piss!?
這樣該啥時去尿尿啊
[Germany]Turminder_Xuss
During half-time.
中場休息 http://i.imgur.com/tOpYFEI.png (圖為德葡對戰時柏林的用水量)
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[United States]IntendoPrinceps
我老闆剛叫我早點回去看比賽
今天真是意義重大的一天
讓我們一起祈禱
「我們的天父，你名為克林斯曼
願人都尊你的名
願歷練降臨；願比賽能贏
猶如在德國一般」
[]mtabs589
My boss walked out at 3:45 and said "I won't come back so I won't know
if you leave early"
我家老闆在3:45就走了，他說「我不會回辦公室，所以我也不知道你有沒有翹班」
[Bayern München]wafflebottom
He's testing your integrity.
你老闆在考驗你的誠信呢
[]LoveOfProfit
He's testing your integrity patriotism.
FTFY
誠信(X) 愛國心(O) 幫你更正
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[United States]Sniper_tf2
來自比利時的報紙 http://i.imgur.com/1ZyLRbv.png
[Belgium]bollekegekapt
http://i.imgur.com/csZjzDU.jpg
[The Netherlands]Roodditor
That's creative. I like it. Americans don't take kindly to flag
burning though.
有創意給推 雖然美國人對燒國旗很感冒
[]Softcorps_dn
...does anyone?
有人會不反感燒國旗的嗎
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[Portugal]theleftflank
The new Google Doodle is the most American thing ever.
今天的孤狗都抖簡直不能更美式 http://goo.gl/Ou1o2e
[]Liberiacech_mate
OP putting "AKA Merica" in the thread is the most reddit thing ever.
把這場比賽一方叫米國也是最reddit的事了
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[United States]Seleene
I have a time machine and have brought back the results!!
我用時光機從未來帶回這場比賽的結果了!! http://i.imgur.com/DNEc4S9.jpg
[United States]BevoGenocide
That's Five touchdowns and a field goal!
有五次達陣和一次射門！
[United States]Heelincal
\美國/\美國/\美國/
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[Germany]Collateral3
After watching every US game i have to say your goalkeeper is really good
best player on the team if you ask me.
看了這麼多場美國的比賽之後 如果被問起感想的話
我只能說你們最好的球員是你們的門將
[United States]thejerg
It has been that way for a long time. I love Howard...
也不是第一天的事了 我愛Howard
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[United States]thehaga
Why the fuck would you run into the field at the start of the game, now
you're gonna miss the whole thing
你是白癡嗎為什麼要在比賽時跑進去!?你這樣不就看不到比賽了!!
[–]Manchester United]Wilawah
Gotta be one of ours (US)
But why was he clothed?
是美國人吧 話說他為何穿著衣服跑進去?
[United States]uwanmirrondarrah
fans running on the field and they arent even naked smh
跑進去的那個粉絲居然不是裸奔
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[North Korea]SociallistIdeals
正面上我啊 http://goo.gl/mEmiVm
[Mexico]SecularMantis
And here Belgium reveals its fatal mistake- forgetting Hawaii and Alaska.
比利時人犯了一個錯：他們忘記夏威夷和阿拉斯加了
[Chelsea]bdlblob
holy shit a north korean... make a wish!
靠盃野生的北韓人出現了！！！快許願！！！
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[England]PureDarkness93
歷屆世界盃有延長賽的比賽
1986: 1
1990: 4
1994: 2
1998: 2
2002: 3
2006: 2
2010: 2
2014: 5
我 們 做 到 了，1990 吃 屎 吧
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[United States]PeaceUntoAll
If Belgium beats the U.S. today, I will never eat another Belgian waffle
again and will instead choose between pancakes and French toast.
EDIT: Pancakes for life!
如果今天比利時贏的話 我一輩子不再吃比利時鬆餅了 改吃美式鬆餅或法式土司
編輯: 美式鬆餅一生推!!!
[United States]I_AM_IDDQD
You mean freedom toast?
您是不是要查: 自由吐司?
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[United States]Clemalum07
"Here Belgium have the ball again so you can fucking shoot more"
US midfield.
「比利時又拿到球啦你們又他媽的可以射門啦!!!」
－－美國中場
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[United States]Asdetevo
"There are only 9 teams left in this World Cup."
GUYS WE'RE TOP TEN!!
現在世界盃只剩下九隊了!!!我們是前十名!!!
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[]rufnek2kx
I just tried following Tim Howard on Twitter, but he blocked me.
我剛剛試著要在推特上面追蹤Tim Howard 但他連我都擋下來了
[]Goldsmifff
Try 17 more times.
再多試試17次
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[United States]PeaceUntoAll
如果美國被淘汰英國就是這反應
http://i.imgur.com/OqM3JRT.gif
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[]moreserotoninplease
Tim Howard is bloody good for a man with his head on upside down
作為一個頭上下顛倒著放的人來說 Tim Howard已經超強了
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[Mexico]Omar_Til_Death
World Cup 2014
"Give Underdogs Hope And Crush Them Bloody"
所謂2014世界盃就是 給弱旅希望 然後狠狠粉碎
[Mexico]StoneOfRoll
Written by George R.R Martin
作者：喬治·馬丁
[]SamDaManIAm
Episode 1: The Oranje Wedding
Episode 2: The Red Devil Wedding
I LOVE YOU CONCACAF BROS; Together we fade, but not apart <3
第一集: 橙色婚禮
第二集: 紅魔婚禮
我愛你們中北美洲的朋友們 我們一起離去 但永不分離
[Belgium]invisible_stache
TIL CONCACAF is House Stark
中北美洲就是史塔克家族
[Mexico]Omar_Til_Death
can i be Juan Snow?
我可以當瓊恩雪諾嗎？
[United States]RsonW
No sabe nada, Juan Nieve.
瓊恩，你什麼都不懂
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本來要騙P幣的結果打到一半就被抓走了只能存暫存檔〒皿〒
這場熱烈討論所以有點爆字數 有人想看阿根廷那場也歡迎點菜
謝謝大家( ^ ω^ )
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via: http://goo.gl/e3TKRh
有錯歡迎指正 謝謝m(_ _)m
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[]RustinCh0le
God, I feel like Tim Howard could have saved my parent's marriage.
天啊 我覺得Tim Howard都能搶救下我爸媽的婚姻了
[The Netherlands]Milazzo
Howard saving things would make an excellent Photoshop battle.
Howard的救球引發一場PS裝甲之戰
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[Greece]Theo93
/r/soccer vs United States
Reddit足球討論區 vs 美國 大戰
[Brasil]Jarbas6
Really, /r/soccer vs /r/soccer.
應該說Reddit足球討論區自己內部大戰
[United States]benlew
normal /r/soccer vs everyone new here over the past month
Reddit足球討論區 與 新警察 之戰
[United States]EliteAzn
Which goes back to /r/soccer vs The United States.
所以還是 Reddit足球討論區 vs 美國 大戰嘛
[United States]Heelincal
So it shall be an even fight.
是場挺勢均力敵的比賽
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[Germany]Ziap
btw, How do u guys like ad free sports?
話說你們覺得中間沒廣告的運動如何?
[Sporting KC]SupportingKansasCity
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BUY ANYMORE
我 都 不 知 道 該 買 什 麼 才 好 了
[]readytofall
When do I get to go piss!?
這樣該啥時去尿尿啊
[Germany]Turminder_Xuss
During half-time.
中場休息 http://i.imgur.com/tOpYFEI.png (圖為德葡對戰時柏林的用水量)
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[United States]IntendoPrinceps
我老闆剛叫我早點回去看比賽
今天真是意義重大的一天
讓我們一起祈禱
「我們的天父，你名為克林斯曼
願人都尊你的名
願歷練降臨；願比賽能贏
猶如在德國一般」
[]mtabs589
My boss walked out at 3:45 and said "I won't come back so I won't know
if you leave early"
我家老闆在3:45就走了，他說「我不會回辦公室，所以我也不知道你有沒有翹班」
[Bayern München]wafflebottom
He's testing your integrity.
你老闆在考驗你的誠信呢
[]LoveOfProfit
He's testing your integrity patriotism.
FTFY
誠信(X) 愛國心(O) 幫你更正
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[United States]Sniper_tf2
來自比利時的報紙 http://i.imgur.com/1ZyLRbv.png
[Belgium]bollekegekapt
http://i.imgur.com/csZjzDU.jpg
[The Netherlands]Roodditor
That's creative. I like it. Americans don't take kindly to flag
burning though.
有創意給推 雖然美國人對燒國旗很感冒
[]Softcorps_dn
...does anyone?
有人會不反感燒國旗的嗎
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[Portugal]theleftflank
The new Google Doodle is the most American thing ever.
今天的孤狗都抖簡直不能更美式 http://goo.gl/Ou1o2e
[]Liberiacech_mate
OP putting "AKA Merica" in the thread is the most reddit thing ever.
把這場比賽一方叫米國也是最reddit的事了
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[United States]Seleene
I have a time machine and have brought back the results!!
我用時光機從未來帶回這場比賽的結果了!! http://i.imgur.com/DNEc4S9.jpg
[United States]BevoGenocide
That's Five touchdowns and a field goal!
有五次達陣和一次射門！
[United States]Heelincal
\美國/\美國/\美國/
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[Germany]Collateral3
After watching every US game i have to say your goalkeeper is really good
best player on the team if you ask me.
看了這麼多場美國的比賽之後 如果被問起感想的話
我只能說你們最好的球員是你們的門將
[United States]thejerg
It has been that way for a long time. I love Howard...
也不是第一天的事了 我愛Howard
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[United States]thehaga
Why the fuck would you run into the field at the start of the game, now
you're gonna miss the whole thing
你是白癡嗎為什麼要在比賽時跑進去!?你這樣不就看不到比賽了!!
[–]Manchester United]Wilawah
Gotta be one of ours (US)
But why was he clothed?
是美國人吧 話說他為何穿著衣服跑進去?
[United States]uwanmirrondarrah
fans running on the field and they arent even naked smh
跑進去的那個粉絲居然不是裸奔
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[North Korea]SociallistIdeals
正面上我啊 http://goo.gl/mEmiVm
[Mexico]SecularMantis
And here Belgium reveals its fatal mistake- forgetting Hawaii and Alaska.
比利時人犯了一個錯：他們忘記夏威夷和阿拉斯加了
[Chelsea]bdlblob
holy shit a north korean... make a wish!
靠盃野生的北韓人出現了！！！快許願！！！
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[England]PureDarkness93
歷屆世界盃有延長賽的比賽
1986: 1
1990: 4
1994: 2
1998: 2
2002: 3
2006: 2
2010: 2
2014: 5
我 們 做 到 了，1990 吃 屎 吧
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[United States]PeaceUntoAll
If Belgium beats the U.S. today, I will never eat another Belgian waffle
again and will instead choose between pancakes and French toast.
EDIT: Pancakes for life!
如果今天比利時贏的話 我一輩子不再吃比利時鬆餅了 改吃美式鬆餅或法式土司
編輯: 美式鬆餅一生推!!!
[United States]I_AM_IDDQD
You mean freedom toast?
您是不是要查: 自由吐司?
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[United States]Clemalum07
"Here Belgium have the ball again so you can fucking shoot more"
US midfield.
「比利時又拿到球啦你們又他媽的可以射門啦!!!」
－－美國中場
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[United States]Asdetevo
"There are only 9 teams left in this World Cup."
GUYS WE'RE TOP TEN!!
現在世界盃只剩下九隊了!!!我們是前十名!!!
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[]rufnek2kx
I just tried following Tim Howard on Twitter, but he blocked me.
我剛剛試著要在推特上面追蹤Tim Howard 但他連我都擋下來了
[]Goldsmifff
Try 17 more times.
再多試試17次
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[United States]PeaceUntoAll
如果美國被淘汰英國就是這反應
http://i.imgur.com/OqM3JRT.gif
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[]moreserotoninplease
Tim Howard is bloody good for a man with his head on upside down
作為一個頭上下顛倒著放的人來說 Tim Howard已經超強了
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[Mexico]Omar_Til_Death
World Cup 2014
"Give Underdogs Hope And Crush Them Bloody"
所謂2014世界盃就是 給弱旅希望 然後狠狠粉碎
[Mexico]StoneOfRoll
Written by George R.R Martin
作者：喬治·馬丁
[]SamDaManIAm
Episode 1: The Oranje Wedding
Episode 2: The Red Devil Wedding
I LOVE YOU CONCACAF BROS; Together we fade, but not apart <3
第一集: 橙色婚禮
第二集: 紅魔婚禮
我愛你們中北美洲的朋友們 我們一起離去 但永不分離
[Belgium]invisible_stache
TIL CONCACAF is House Stark
中北美洲就是史塔克家族
[Mexico]Omar_Til_Death
can i be Juan Snow?
我可以當瓊恩雪諾嗎？
[United States]RsonW
No sabe nada, Juan Nieve.
瓊恩，你什麼都不懂
---
本來要騙P幣的結果打到一半就被抓走了只能存暫存檔〒皿〒
這場熱烈討論所以有點爆字數 有人想看阿根廷那場也歡迎點菜
謝謝大家( ^ ω^ )
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