Reddit鄉民的德法討論 - 世足

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nokotsuki:許願~~希望有德法場

#以下評論皆來自reddit#
via: http://goo.gl/9XncRF
有錯歡迎指正 謝謝m(_ _)m

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[United States]MTRsport
I'm so excited to get to spend my independence day doing the most American
thing possible: Sitting by and doing nothing while Germany beats the shit out
of France!

在美國獨立日所做的最美國的一件事: 袖手旁觀德國把法國打得哭爹喊娘!!
想到這我都興奮了~~~

(感謝Shalone板友指正)

 [Tottenham Hotspur]Cool_Sandwich1
 Then 90th minute the score is 1-0 to Germany, Clint Dempsey runs in on
 the field and scores for France.

 最後一刻德國1:0領先,Clint Dempsey衝進場射門為法國扳平比分!

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[United States]TheCornhusker
That two day break was the longest journey of my life.

這兩天休兵日真是我人生最漫長的旅途了

 [England]Bilgistic
 Yeah, I felt so empty.

 空虛寂寞覺得冷

  [Nigeria]spaZz488
  Seriously, I had to watch tennis, it sucked.

  逼我去看網球...鳥爆了

   [United States]messy_messiah
   Me too. Just not the same. Waiting while a player changes his socks
   because they're a little too moist really puts a damper on things.

   我也是~不過有點不一樣 我是在等球員換襪子 因為他的襪子濕了
   看得我都軟了

 [Tottenham Hotspur]ndphillips
 My boss did tell me that I was much more productive this week.
 I wonder why

 我還在納悶為什麼老闆說我這禮拜工作效率變高了呢

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[Northern Ireland]TheGallagher
The battle of the sweeper keepers. Fully expect to see Neuer tackle Lloris in
the centre circle at some point.

門將清道夫的對決 期待看到Neuer在中場剷掉Lloris的那刻

 [Arsenal]Weekndr
 Do you want the end of days?
 Cause this is how you get the end of days

 是想看到世界末日逆
 你描述的就是世界終結的樣子

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[]-MarcusD-

勒夫拼命叫計時器走快點 http://www.gfycat.com/VeneratedVibrantDuck

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[Brasil]GDezan
This game has to be good, this wasn't really cheap haha
Edit: Well, at least it was a nice experience

拜託比賽一定要精采點 這張票不便宜啊 http://imgur.com/Hesb0Nm
編輯: 好吧 至少長經驗

 [Swindon] Townlilee360
 Wow, I am jealous of that view, I've got rain lashing down behind my TV :/

 也太讓人忌妒 我在電視機前感受滂沱大雨

  [Iran]edwardfortehands
  Should probably put the tv indoors

  建議千萬要把電視機放在室內

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[Brasil]Gambrel
Say no to racism and gave to Russia the 2018 WC.
Ok.

對種族主義說不 然後給俄羅斯2018的世界盃


 [Spain]geobomb
 Say no to racism...but never say no to money

 對種族主義說不 但絕不對$$$$$$$$$說不

 [England]Bilgistic
 And Qatar in 2022.

 還有2022的卡達

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[Belgium]Gustacho
Belgian commentator: everyday should be an anti-discrimination day.
Deep.

比利時球評: 「每天都應該是反種族歧視日。」
富含深意

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[Germany]Bukkake__Tsunami
If we win tonight, I can see anything happening after that.
That being said, I'm scared shitless.

如果我德今天贏球 我覺得什麼都可以發生了
雖然這樣說 但我還是快被嚇屎了

 [France]foolofsheet
 You stole my comment.

 偷我推文喔

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[Germany]deadmau5isgod
Löw, please do not play lahm in central midfield! Sincerely, the entire
German population.

給勒夫 拜託請不要把拉姆放中場!!!
你誠摯的 德國全國人民

 [Germany]cagethepepper
 Löw: lol

 勒夫: 笑惹

  [Croatia]badblueboy146

  löl

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[Germany]danielbln

德國報紙: http://i.imgur.com/0EyQpDF.jpg

 [France]foolofsheet

 倒是說說看是誰生產葡萄酒的?這些酒又賣去哪裡了?德國人常常把酒打翻嗎?
 你們覺得讓法國人一箭穿心死透透比什麼都重要嗎?啊?

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[Mexico]iJavz

這個好好笑 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Brt6nKkCAAAap4e.jpg

 [1.FC Kaiserslautern]rempek

 德國版 http://i.imgur.com/Y0gEWf7.jpg

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[]hailmattyhall

今晚對英格蘭人來說真是左右為難
我們應該支持從中世紀一直鬥到文藝復興的宿敵呢
還是支持現代足球勁敵好呢
今晚,你要選哪一道!?

 [England]Downside190
 Yeah its always difficult to decide between who we hate less.

 說的好 挑一個比較不討厭的還真難

  [Germany]Mr_Tiggywinkle
  And being self-effacing brits, the answer always seems to be hating
  yourself most.

  身為一個謙虛的英國人 你們應該最討厭你們自己吧

 [France]ClemClem510
 C'mon England, go for your best ennemy !

 英格蘭快來!支持你們最好的對手!

  [Germany]Amorphium
  yep, cheer for France please, we don't want your curse

  對對對拜託快去支持法國 我們才不想帶賽呢

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[Portland Timbers]jameskpork
Winner gets Alsace-Lorraine!

今晚贏家可以得到阿爾薩斯洛林!

 [United State]scacarca

 德文寫做Elsaß-Lothringen

  [Brasil]Anthony_CMJ
  The americans are joining the germans!?

  美國人投靠德國佬了!?

   [Germany]ClassyPenguin420
   Half their squad is German anyways

   他們本來就一半都是德國人啦

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All Comments

Quintina avatarQuintina2014-07-07
許願~~希望有德法場
Quintina avatarQuintina2014-07-08
Daniel avatarDaniel2014-07-11
美國獨立日那句超靠杯 XDDD
Erin avatarErin2014-07-15
當年法國可是打了七傷拳幫美國獨立耶...
Candice avatarCandice2014-07-19
拜託請不要把拉姆放中場!!!XDDDDDDDD
Freda avatarFreda2014-07-20
推比利時球評
Charlie avatarCharlie2014-07-23
勒夫比時間XD
Kelly avatarKelly2014-07-28
勒夫那張太好笑了啦XDDDD
Carol avatarCarol2014-07-28
第一句的意思就翻譯錯了。坐等有期待的意思,他的意思是說
Steve avatarSteve2014-07-30
袖手旁觀法國被德國打爆
Selena avatarSelena2014-07-31
為什麼我會注意到Bukkake...(掩面
Belly avatarBelly2014-08-03
? 樓上點解 ?
Ina avatarIna2014-08-06
勒夫那張超好笑
Margaret avatarMargaret2014-08-08
哈哈哈哈,好好笑
Enid avatarEnid2014-08-12
勒夫XDDDDDD
Robert avatarRobert2014-08-17
最高的Pogba配最矮的孩子,最矮的Valbuena配最高的XDDDDDD
Kyle avatarKyle2014-08-18
小朋友圖是怎樣啦XDDDD
Eden avatarEden2014-08-22
分配球童的差別待遇:http://i.imgur.com/EeWeKGj.jpg
Hazel avatarHazel2014-08-25
http://imgur.com/0r3IRY3 差別待遇wwww
Isla avatarIsla2014-08-29
XD
Aaliyah avatarAaliyah2014-09-03
感謝原PO每次的翻譯!!! XDDDD
Gary avatarGary2014-09-06
http://imgur.com/0r3IRY3 這張也太好笑XDDD
Mia avatarMia2014-09-07
看了樓上那張,感覺FBI正在召喚我的靈魂
Ida avatarIda2014-09-09
k大的圖也太好笑
Lydia avatarLydia2014-09-13
差別待遇太好笑了www
Mary avatarMary2014-09-16
梅西的球童超美的啦
Jack avatarJack2014-09-21
差別待遇圖太好笑 哈哈哈哈哈哈XDD
Lucy avatarLucy2014-09-22
其實小新那個球童也很好笑 放了一個最胖的XDDDDD
Anonymous avatarAnonymous2014-09-25
用手機看s大那張 把隊短看成球童之一了(被毆
Sierra Rose avatarSierra Rose2014-09-26
美國能獨立法國可是幫了很大的忙,這樣對嗎XDD
Megan avatarMegan2014-09-27
「你們應該最討厭自己吧」XDD
Kumar avatarKumar2014-09-30
球童那張真的經典XD
Carol avatarCarol2014-10-03
拉姆球童XDDDDDDDDDDD
Catherine avatarCatherine2014-10-04
感恩>\\\\\\\\\< 好喜歡這個系列,每次比完都等著看
Sierra Rose avatarSierra Rose2014-10-09
可以再許願德國巴西場嗎?感覺球迷崩潰應該很有趣
Olive avatarOlive2014-10-10
補推一個~