Re: [外絮] NBA players that would of been aweso … - 摔角 Wrestle

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作者: clydeli (...) 站內: NBA
標題: Re: [外絮] NBA players that would of been aweso …
時間: Sun Aug 2 00:47:37 2009

翻譯一下 翻得不好的地方還請見諒

※ 引述《gaiaesque ((￣(工)￣)出沒請注意!!)》之銘言：
: http://tinyurl.com/nzkuga
: After seeing Shaq square off with the Big Show the other day, it put
: wrestling back on our radar. It has been years since we have watched it and
: we mean years. Does Mean Gene Okurlund tell you anything?
: Anyways, not only do wrestlers need to be physical specimens, they need to
: have some showmanship. That is why Shaq would be great as a full time
: character once his experiment in Cleveland fails.
: So what other NBA players would we want to go back in time to see step into
: the squared-circle?
: Here are 20 former NBA players that would of been great for the sport of
: wrestling.
: 1. Mark Eaton - Yes he would of killed people and buried them in the mountains.
前爵士隊球員 一個 7呎4, 290磅的大個...
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Mark%20Eaton

是的, 他可以把人給殺了然後埋在山中

: 2. Big Country Reeves - At least that way he could of had a career.
前灰熊隊隊員 7呎, 275磅大白柱...
印象中沒有很強 但查了一下數據似乎不錯?
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Bryant+Reeves

至少打摔角可能可以讓他有所謂的「職業生涯」這種東西...

: 3. Oliver Miller - Many years ago, a lot of wrestlers were just fat guys.
相信大家一定都記得老巴的漢堡包灌籃論...
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Oliver+Miller

很多年以前, 大部分的摔角手都只是胖子而已...

: 4. Otis Thorpe - We used to think he was going to tear the ball in two.
: Crazy strength.
跟全盛時期的歐拉和 Grant Hill搭配過
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Otis+Thorpe

我們總是覺得他會把球撕成兩半... (強壯的不得了)

: 5. Kevin Willis - (See Thorpe)
這個大家應該不錯熟, 到生涯末期都還是強壯的肌肉棒子.
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Kevin+Willis

同前一位

: 6. Bill Walton - How can you not include the big guy. He would of been a
: great character with a mic.
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Bill+Walton

你怎麼能不把這個大個子算進去, 他拿著麥克風實在是一個很棒的角色

: 7. Artis Gilmore - Scary as shit.
印象中是以奇特髮型出名的傢伙...
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Artis+Gilmore

有夠嚇人!

: 8. Clyde Drexler - You must be wondering for real? Well just imagine what he
: could do from the top rope.
滑翔翼!! 也是一代飛人 趁MJ玩棒球時跟歐拉拿到了一枚冠軍戒 XD
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Clyde+Drexler

你可能會懷疑我是認真的嗎? 是這樣的, 你可以想像一下他從角柱上飛下來...

: 9. Vernon Maxwell - Ultimate villain that you could never script.
這個人也打過觀眾! Drexler到火箭之後佔走他的位置讓他相當不爽..
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Vernon+Maxwell

你沒辦法訴諸文字的終極惡棍.

: 10. Charles Oakley - No brainer on that one.
最近好像想出來教球?
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Charles+Oakley

用膝蓋想也知道.

: 11. Kurt Rambis - Don’t focus on the costume, we think Kurt would take care
: of business.
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Kurt+Rambis

不要把焦點放在他的裝扮上 我們相信Kurt總是能把「事情」處理的很好

: 12. Kenny Walker - Again, the top rope stuff would be wicked. Plus that hair
: screams WWF.
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Kenny+Walker

又一次, 從邊繩頂端來的招式相當的犯規, 再加上他那頭可以讓WWF驚艷的頭髮

: 13. Alonzo Mourning - Giant asshole - IE would make good villain wrestler.
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Alonzo+Mourning

超級大混蛋, 也就是說, 這種人總是能夠成為一個好的反派摔角手

: 14. Bill Laimbeer - Again no brainer. He pretty much was a wrestler with a
: shooting touch.
活塞壞小子成員之一 看Google圖片就一推架拐動作 現在是個和藹可親好教練的樣子?
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Bill+Laimbeer

這一個也是用膝蓋想就知道 他會是一個「手感」極佳的摔角選手...

: 15. Jack Sikma - Looked like a Russian, so he could of filled the role
: nicely.
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Jack+Sikma

看起來像俄國人, 所以我想他應該能夠擔任一個不錯的角色.

: 16. Dennis Rodman - We could not do a list without him. There would of been
: tears for sure and not to mention he has experience.
小蟲 現在沒有人仿效他的五顏六色髮型真是可惜..XD
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Dennis+Rodman

我們列不出沒有他的名單. 如果名單沒他的話會有一堆人哭的, 再說他也真的打過摔角..

: 17. Reggie Miller - Loved to be the bad guy, would probably win a Battle
: Royal after hiding under the ring.
一代垃圾話大師 神米
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Reggie+Miller

這個人相當愛作壞人, 大概就是在皇家30人大戰時一直躲在擂台下最後出來獲勝的人...

: 18. Wilt Chamberlain - He would not only win, he would score with the ladies.
單場100分的張大帥
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Wilt+Chamberlain

他不但能打贏比賽, 他還很會在女人身上得分.

: 19. John Stockton - Elbows of steel.
記得很多人說過這個當初不起眼的白人助攻王是個小動作大師...XD
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=John+Stockton

鐵之手肘

: 20. Karl Malone - He has done it before but he should of been tag team
: partners with Stockton. They would be called Pick & Roll of course.
http://images.google.com.tw/images?q=Karl+Malone

他的確曾經打過摔角 但是他應該要跟Stockton組成雙打才對
然後這對雙打組合當然要叫作「Pick & Roll」

: There you go, 20 former NBA players we think would of done very well as a
: wrestler back in the day.
: 有些評語還蠻好笑的XD

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