Re: [外絮] ESPN上關于LBJ的Jokes - NBA

By Carol
at 2011-06-15T22:37

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作者: Nene5566 (Nene) 看板: NBA
標題: Re: [外絮] ESPN上關于LBJ的Jokes
時間: Wed Jun 15 18:58:47 2011

看到大家這麼熱情分享

我也來分享我發明的一則笑話好了

1.Why didn't Kobe go to college?

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Oh, because he wouldn't pass.

翻譯:
問:為什麼Kobe不去念大學呢？
答:因為他會被當阿。

(註:pass可為通過科目，亦可為球類運動中的傳球，諷刺Kobe打球很獨都不傳球)

TO:板主

這笑話我自己發明的，如果說太EZ
請把這一串討論串都刪除以視平等
不要雙重標準

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By Catherine
at 2011-06-19T19:50

可以告訴我哽在哪嗎?

By Charlie
at 2011-06-22T06:57

0.0

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-06-27T06:44

奶奶56你把中文講出來就少了那個意境了啦

By Thomas
at 2011-06-30T19:52

唉

By Ethan
at 2011-07-02T00:23

你是ESPN嗎～

By Jake
at 2011-07-04T00:20

跟早餐店飲料上的笑話一樣不好笑

By Andy
at 2011-07-06T14:02

爛

By Suhail Hany
at 2011-07-10T12:02

好文

By Iris
at 2011-07-12T08:34

蠻好笑的阿

By Candice
at 2011-07-15T16:28

哈哈哈什麼程度的人發什麼程度的文

By Gary
at 2011-07-16T02:07

口合

By Elma
at 2011-07-18T01:24

現在就是只能酸LBJ

By Kelly
at 2011-07-22T10:54

其實不錯只是戰神已經換人了

By John
at 2011-07-25T10:11

because he kobed the women

By Olga
at 2011-07-27T13:42

推

By Delia
at 2011-07-29T18:02

因為 LBJ很欠酸

By Quanna
at 2011-08-01T05:11

不需要解釋一解釋就完全LOW掉

By Gilbert
at 2011-08-04T22:05

還OK啦

By David
at 2011-08-06T18:35

亂套都可以成立

By Joe
at 2011-08-09T09:31

By Daph Bay
at 2011-08-09T17:25

套在誰都可以跟酸LBJ的差太多

By Tristan Cohan
at 2011-08-13T13:22

爛死

By Agnes
at 2011-08-14T20:06

舉一反三還可以啦

By Madame
at 2011-08-17T04:29

推NENE5566 不過建議你可以不用中文解釋

By Jacky
at 2011-08-22T03:52

還不錯XD

By Sandy
at 2011-08-24T06:11

有創意推

By Noah
at 2011-08-28T20:57

不嗆LBJ還會被噓這版真搞笑

By Leila
at 2011-08-31T01:33

還不錯阿XDD

By Emily
at 2011-09-01T21:40

上面幾篇廢文不噓噓這篇挺好玩的

By Connor
at 2011-09-05T07:52

少數人看不懂跟多數看得懂的LOW掉你選哪個

By Selena
at 2011-09-06T14:15

好笑中肯程度:奶奶5566>泰瑞王>乙太公>>>>>>悠米基德

By Wallis
at 2011-09-06T16:51

你不解釋其他鄉民會解釋這樣才不會LOW掉

By Liam
at 2011-09-08T06:47

XDDD

By Kelly
at 2011-09-11T13:13

奶奶56你這樣就不對了，仙迷正在開心焦點都跑到lbj身
上，你現在又拉回來，仙迷情何以堪

By Hedy
at 2011-09-12T11:07

Pass是雙關嗎 pass the ball?

By Zenobia
at 2011-09-14T05:47

小牛贏球結果新聞8.56成都有關LBJ

By Franklin
at 2011-09-17T04:08

= =真的蠻難董的

By Freda
at 2011-09-17T20:35

套Jennings也可以

By Emily
at 2011-09-22T17:32

愣了一下才意會是有一點難懂XD

By Olive
at 2011-09-26T19:53

挺有創意的...不過翻譯之後真的有變弱

By Linda
at 2011-09-28T02:59

好懂，有笑有推，雖然我也科迷

By Margaret
at 2011-10-01T19:54

偏不噓

By Enid
at 2011-10-02T08:07

好我笑了!

By Kama
at 2011-10-02T17:13

...

By George
at 2011-10-07T17:01

kobe高中成績好像很好我記得他可以上麻省還是什麼

By George
at 2011-10-09T10:36

不嗆LBJ會被噓是真的嗎?

By Noah
at 2011-10-09T23:49

這笑話還蠻有創意的呀XD LBJ好爛

By Bethany
at 2011-10-12T18:57

LBJ就是濫阿..使得LBJ迷不得不扯出Kobe...

By Belly
at 2011-10-16T01:24

火迷不意外

By Ida
at 2011-10-18T06:20

Kobe在救援史上的地位緊逼扁維拉啊!!!

By Jessica
at 2011-10-20T02:58

好吧笑了

By Lydia
at 2011-10-22T04:21

把那些中文解釋清掉啦　大家都會心一笑！

By Jacky
at 2011-10-27T02:41

你把Don't改成never會更有梗

By Necoo
at 2011-10-27T09:02

不錯啊如果在四比零的時候po就更好了

By Lucy
at 2011-10-30T09:23

還不是抄上面的梗不意外

By Olivia
at 2011-10-31T18:30

.................................................

By Ursula
at 2011-11-03T01:54

怕太難笑被判定ez 還先打預防針想把別人拖下水~"~

By Elizabeth
at 2011-11-04T15:01

po出來本來就是給大家公評的~好不好笑是鄉民決定

By Edith
at 2011-11-07T20:57

推有梗

By Frederica
at 2011-11-08T16:39

NENE發現都沒人理他XDDD 有梗的說@@

By Emily
at 2011-11-13T03:23

我覺得很不錯~

By Ula
at 2011-11-17T19:28

還不錯阿　不過打預防針就弱掉了 XDDD

By Kelly
at 2011-11-19T14:14

那些廢話去掉比較好一點

By Genevieve
at 2011-11-19T18:16

你真的是得了不提Kobe就會死的病不過看在有梗給推

By Poppy
at 2011-11-23T07:38

By Lydia
at 2011-11-26T17:40

現在不流行酸科比了啦

By Vanessa
at 2011-11-29T16:19

湖人被4:0哪時候拿出來的話應該會被推爆

By James
at 2011-11-30T04:06

救援失敗~欠噓

By Selena
at 2011-12-01T03:35

想必閣下的英文程度也只想得出PASS一梗無誤

By Damian
at 2011-12-02T20:31

推樓上

By Yedda
at 2011-12-07T00:06

看看這噓文數根本是湖二版

By Yedda
at 2011-12-07T11:46

you sucks

By Doris
at 2011-12-12T03:09

哈

By Hardy
at 2011-12-14T19:55

借轉EZ備份

By Todd Johnson
at 2011-12-16T17:54

你知道Kobe高中成績算是資優生嗎??

By Lily
at 2011-12-21T13:47

所以呢高中強又不代表大學強差這麼多

By Todd Johnson
at 2011-12-22T12:36

你知道美國的高中跟我們國中差不多嗎?

By Tom
at 2011-12-23T23:37

還不錯笑要酸就要酸的有梗讚

By Leila
at 2011-12-27T17:46

不錯..奶奶五六還是蠻有梗的

By Annie
at 2011-12-27T23:41

總板板主開始鎖文了

By Olivia
at 2011-12-29T05:06

那個板越來越爛了說好的優質呢QQ

By Lauren
at 2011-12-31T08:32

18451我看不懂 NBA版的

By Rebecca
at 2012-01-03T19:22

就是酸LBJ沒有戒子...

By Delia
at 2012-01-07T09:44

NBA版早就湖二版了

By Franklin
at 2012-01-12T01:43

那幹嘛Youtube?

By Rebecca
at 2012-01-12T05:53

這讓我想到phil結石開刀時動完手術後醫生如釋重負

By Noah
at 2012-01-15T13:39

的說"我們決定把這顆結石命名為 kobe 因為它就是
不肯pass" xd

By Rosalind
at 2012-01-16T21:51

XD 總之NENE這次很有梗阿酸民都雙重標準

By Mason
at 2012-01-21T04:44

這次比較好但不要翻譯啦~"~

By Jake
at 2012-01-22T05:42

不要翻譯直接給中文就好

By Jack
at 2012-01-24T10:57

老梗還是給一個推= =

By Tristan Cohan
at 2012-01-28T23:06

就是酸LBJ沒有戒子. https://noxiv.com

By Ursula
at 2012-02-02T12:47

XD 總之NENE這 https://muxiv.com

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