LBJ 打電話給 Curry - NBA

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By Frederica
at 2016-06-23T15:54

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1NQkJVFs ]

作者: james306045 (edward) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] LBJ 打電話給 Curry
時間: Thu Jun 23 03:19:54 2016


在 Game 7 結束後的 12/25 日

James:Hello! I'm James. I want to give you a Christmas present.What do you want?

Curry:Well.Let me think.Please give me a second.

James:I've given you already.

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Sent from JPTT on my HTC_D816x.

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By George
at 2016-06-26T22:42
qq
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By Robert
at 2016-06-29T01:53
冷
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By Doris
at 2016-06-30T17:33
Is it good to drink?
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By Barb Cronin
at 2016-07-01T21:43
維大力？
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-07-05T01:14
James:我不想要艾莎跟一個垃圾在一起
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-07-05T22:50
義大利？
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-07-10T21:11
還不錯阿
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-07-15T16:59
是不是欺負我看不懂英文
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-07-20T01:37
翻成中文就沒有點了啊XD
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By Leila
at 2016-07-24T09:44
XD
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By Rachel
at 2016-07-25T03:00
QQ
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By Kama
at 2016-07-27T17:19
XD
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By Zanna
at 2016-07-30T22:34
Curry: Wow! King James have so many seconds.
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By Elma
at 2016-08-01T20:50
幫curry QQ
樓樓上的也不錯 XDDD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-08-06T19:42
我們還是說母語吧
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By Joe
at 2016-08-11T13:43
其實我那句文法都錯了啦 恭喜騎士拿下首冠啦
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By Ethan
at 2016-08-12T18:03
:o
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By Adele
at 2016-08-14T09:52
哈哈哈哈
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By Dorothy
at 2016-08-17T19:15
不錯
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By Yuri
at 2016-08-20T10:10
這個有嘴到XD
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By Linda
at 2016-08-24T15:39
Andrew Bogut: come on guys, give me a break
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-08-25T09:01
I called 73*9 last night,but it didn't ring.
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By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-27T01:27
there is no ring才對吧
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By Delia
at 2016-08-29T01:45
QQ
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By Todd Johnson
at 2016-08-29T13:04
詹君雅不要太囂張
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By Charlie
at 2016-09-02T21:38
好壞ㄛ
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By Hedwig
at 2016-09-06T08:56
這讓我想到跟李奧納多說個笑話XDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-09-06T15:08
我才再想 劉寶傑打給他幹嘛= =
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-09-10T19:17
我跟Curry說了個笑話 2016冠軍戒 他跟我說:
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-09-15T10:40
男性持久噴霧 威力超猛
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By Liam
at 2016-09-18T08:28
讓你寒毛豎起一整天 甘娜鬼打到
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By Dinah
at 2016-09-22T21:23
接龍失敗了=.=
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By Wallis
at 2016-09-23T05:28
黃明顯 覺得會被alt抄
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By Doris
at 2016-09-25T04:39
感覺是會被仁拿去仁的喔! 要注意
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-09-26T04:25
沒關係啦 只是靈機一動的小品笑話而已
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By Agnes
at 2016-09-26T10:05
XDDDDDDDD 北爛
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By Delia
at 2016-09-29T01:00
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By Emma
at 2016-10-01T02:29
凸。
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By Carolina Franco
at 2016-10-01T08:02
leobear: 男性持久噴霧 威力超猛 XDDDDDD
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By Hardy
at 2016-10-04T03:44
上面那張圖www
George avatar
By George
at 2016-10-04T07:55
James: 哈囉我姆斯啦，我想給你一個聖誕節禮物，你想要什麼?
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By Belly
at 2016-10-07T06:49
Curry: 等等喔，我想一想，給我一秒鐘(second)
James: 我不是給過你了嗎?
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-10-09T03:51
SECOND=一秒鐘=亞軍
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By Quintina
at 2016-10-13T20:24
這種梗講開了 感覺就沒那麼好笑了
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-10-15T15:29
標題跟內文james位置剛剛好
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-10-18T22:26
屁股好大
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By Tom
at 2016-10-23T19:00
有哪個白癡會說只給一秒鐘想的
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By Lauren
at 2016-10-23T21:59
等我一秒是英文的習慣用法...
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By Caitlin
at 2016-10-24T18:18
clavi拜託你告訴我，你是在反串…
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By Hamiltion
at 2016-10-28T19:58
Bogut的也不錯
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By Hedy
at 2016-10-31T22:50
Clavi.....
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By Damian
at 2016-11-04T09:40
clavi... 太猛啦 XDDDD
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By Dorothy
at 2016-11-05T17:26
小心ALT拿去做四格
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By Rebecca
at 2016-11-09T23:57
所以我說不好翻譯嘛XD
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By Genevieve
at 2016-11-13T10:12
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By Olivia
at 2016-11-14T23:30
clavi......
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By Hedwig
at 2016-11-17T21:31
那句比較像"我需要想想"吧
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By Charlotte
at 2016-11-18T18:43
clavi...
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By Poppy
at 2016-11-21T10:19
原po是james還是edward
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By Callum
at 2016-11-24T23:13
edward 是因為暮光之城的男主角
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By Queena
at 2016-11-27T16:28
勇士QQ
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By Agatha
at 2016-11-30T15:30
One moment plz QAQ
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By Odelette
at 2016-12-03T02:01
比亞軍誰能贏抱腿詹??
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By Brianna
at 2016-12-05T23:47
低端
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By Mason
at 2016-12-10T16:55
不是one second?
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By Isla
at 2016-12-13T22:37
電話沒用I'm
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By Franklin
at 2016-12-15T02:57
對齁 晚點再改
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By Caitlin
at 2016-12-18T16:24
give me a ride
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By Doris
at 2016-12-20T12:36
再嗆我科神我要亂丟牙套耍脾氣了哦、_<
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By Dinah
at 2016-12-23T12:03
靠北www 借轉

不要再吵FMVP是誰了

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