KD被Reddit鄉民比喻成佛地魔~ - NBA

By John
at 2018-08-27T11:00
at 2018-08-27T11:00
Table of Contents
來源: The USA Today
網址: https://tinyurl.com/y8k6p22c
Reddit user makes compelling argument for Kevin Durant being Voldemort
KD被Reddit鄉民比喻成佛地魔
The offseason can by a trying time for NBA fans. There’s always drama, but
there’s a considerable lack of basketball being played, which is sad. NBA
Reddit, though, finds ways to pass the time by asking the very important
questions.
休賽季對NBA粉絲來說可以說是個惱人的時間,會有一些好戲可以看,但是有很多時間是沒
打球的,那很讓人沮喪。但是,Reddit的NBA板,問一些很重要的問題來排遣多餘的時間。
In doing so, one Reddit user made a hilariously strong argument for Kevin
Durant being the Harry Potter villain, Lord Voldemort. The user made some
very good points.
有一個Reddit鄉民寫了一個很誇張但是很合理的論述,把KD比喻成哈利波特裡的大壞蛋佛
地魔。
推特: https://tinyurl.com/yc62oeb6
截圖: https://imgur.com/JoiW3PX.jpg
內容:
「Is Kevin Durant actually Voldemort?」
「KD是不是佛地魔?」
「I mean, think about it. The connections are there
-- Associated with snakes
-- Was a prodigy when he was younger, now is just hated
-- Is way stronger than his main rival (7 horcruxes and 4 all stars vs LeHarry
who's pretty much on his own)
-- Has beef with random teenagers
「我的意思是,想想看,這樣的關聯很明顯,
-- 跟蛇有關。
-- 在年輕的時候是個天才,現在則是讓人怨恨
-- 比他的對手強太多 (7個分靈體以及四個全明星 vs 詹-哈利幾乎只靠自己)
-- 對一些10幾歲小朋友很不滿
Let’s break it down.
我們一個一個看。
Associated with snakes
跟蛇有關
Durant has basically become synonymous with the snake emoji since leaving the
Thunder for the Golden State Warriors. A Tulsa minor league team kept the
joke going with a live python, and Durant himself even had a snake-themed
colorway for his Nike sneakers.
自從KD離開雷霆加入勇士之後,KD基本上就跟蛇的顏文字畫上等號。Tulsa一個小聯盟隊伍
甚至拿一條蟒蛇取名叫KD來開玩笑,而KD自己跟Nike的球鞋也有一雙球鞋是用蛇當主題
的。
鞋子截圖: https://imgur.com/jWiWhAA.jpg
Was a prodigy when he was younger, now is just hated
年輕的時候是天才,現在則是讓人怨恨
Saying he’s “hated” may be a bit strong outside of Oklahoma, but Durant’s
perception absolutely changed for the negative when he joined the Warriors. He
’s still awesome at basketball, obviously. There’s no arguing with two
straight NBA Finals MVPs.
出了奧克拉荷馬的話,說KD是被人怨恨是有點誇張,但是自從加入勇士之後,人們對他的
觀感就偏向負面的了。他在籃球場上的表現依舊亮眼,對於連拿兩屆FMVP的他,這是無庸
置疑的。
Is way stronger than his main rival (7 horcruxes and 4 all stars vs. LeHarry
who’s pretty much on his own)
比他的對手強太多(7個分靈體和4個全明星 vs 詹-哈利幾乎只靠自己)
Too accurate. Harry Potter needs a superteam, and LeBron may be a year away
from one in Los Angeles.
講的太精準!哈利波特需要一個超強隊伍,LBJ在LA也要再一年才可能組的起來。
Has beef with random teenagers
對一些10幾歲小朋友很不滿。
Game over.
那就不用說了。
NBA Reddit really doesn’t disappoint.
Reddit的NBA板真的從不讓人失望。
--
網址: https://tinyurl.com/y8k6p22c
Reddit user makes compelling argument for Kevin Durant being Voldemort
KD被Reddit鄉民比喻成佛地魔
The offseason can by a trying time for NBA fans. There’s always drama, but
there’s a considerable lack of basketball being played, which is sad. NBA
Reddit, though, finds ways to pass the time by asking the very important
questions.
休賽季對NBA粉絲來說可以說是個惱人的時間,會有一些好戲可以看,但是有很多時間是沒
打球的,那很讓人沮喪。但是,Reddit的NBA板,問一些很重要的問題來排遣多餘的時間。
In doing so, one Reddit user made a hilariously strong argument for Kevin
Durant being the Harry Potter villain, Lord Voldemort. The user made some
very good points.
有一個Reddit鄉民寫了一個很誇張但是很合理的論述,把KD比喻成哈利波特裡的大壞蛋佛
地魔。
推特: https://tinyurl.com/yc62oeb6
截圖: https://imgur.com/JoiW3PX.jpg
內容:
「Is Kevin Durant actually Voldemort?」
「KD是不是佛地魔?」
「I mean, think about it. The connections are there
-- Associated with snakes
-- Was a prodigy when he was younger, now is just hated
-- Is way stronger than his main rival (7 horcruxes and 4 all stars vs LeHarry
who's pretty much on his own)
-- Has beef with random teenagers
「我的意思是,想想看,這樣的關聯很明顯,
-- 跟蛇有關。
-- 在年輕的時候是個天才,現在則是讓人怨恨
-- 比他的對手強太多 (7個分靈體以及四個全明星 vs 詹-哈利幾乎只靠自己)
-- 對一些10幾歲小朋友很不滿
Let’s break it down.
我們一個一個看。
Associated with snakes
跟蛇有關
Durant has basically become synonymous with the snake emoji since leaving the
Thunder for the Golden State Warriors. A Tulsa minor league team kept the
joke going with a live python, and Durant himself even had a snake-themed
colorway for his Nike sneakers.
自從KD離開雷霆加入勇士之後,KD基本上就跟蛇的顏文字畫上等號。Tulsa一個小聯盟隊伍
甚至拿一條蟒蛇取名叫KD來開玩笑,而KD自己跟Nike的球鞋也有一雙球鞋是用蛇當主題
的。
鞋子截圖: https://imgur.com/jWiWhAA.jpg
Was a prodigy when he was younger, now is just hated
年輕的時候是天才,現在則是讓人怨恨
Saying he’s “hated” may be a bit strong outside of Oklahoma, but Durant’s
perception absolutely changed for the negative when he joined the Warriors. He
’s still awesome at basketball, obviously. There’s no arguing with two
straight NBA Finals MVPs.
出了奧克拉荷馬的話,說KD是被人怨恨是有點誇張,但是自從加入勇士之後,人們對他的
觀感就偏向負面的了。他在籃球場上的表現依舊亮眼,對於連拿兩屆FMVP的他,這是無庸
置疑的。
Is way stronger than his main rival (7 horcruxes and 4 all stars vs. LeHarry
who’s pretty much on his own)
比他的對手強太多(7個分靈體和4個全明星 vs 詹-哈利幾乎只靠自己)
Too accurate. Harry Potter needs a superteam, and LeBron may be a year away
from one in Los Angeles.
講的太精準!哈利波特需要一個超強隊伍,LBJ在LA也要再一年才可能組的起來。
Has beef with random teenagers
對一些10幾歲小朋友很不滿。
Game over.
那就不用說了。
NBA Reddit really doesn’t disappoint.
Reddit的NBA板真的從不讓人失望。
--
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