KD被Reddit鄉民比喻成佛地魔~ - NBA

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By John
at 2018-08-27T11:00

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來源: The USA Today
網址: https://tinyurl.com/y8k6p22c

Reddit user makes compelling argument for Kevin Durant being Voldemort
KD被Reddit鄉民比喻成佛地魔

The offseason can by a trying time for NBA fans. There’s always drama, but
there’s a considerable lack of basketball being played, which is sad. NBA
Reddit, though, finds ways to pass the time by asking the very important
questions.
休賽季對NBA粉絲來說可以說是個惱人的時間,會有一些好戲可以看,但是有很多時間是沒
打球的,那很讓人沮喪。但是,Reddit的NBA板,問一些很重要的問題來排遣多餘的時間。

In doing so, one Reddit user made a hilariously strong argument for Kevin
Durant being the Harry Potter villain, Lord Voldemort. The user made some
very good points.
有一個Reddit鄉民寫了一個很誇張但是很合理的論述,把KD比喻成哈利波特裡的大壞蛋佛
地魔。

推特: https://tinyurl.com/yc62oeb6
截圖: https://imgur.com/JoiW3PX.jpg
內容:
「Is Kevin Durant actually Voldemort?」
「KD是不是佛地魔?」

「I mean, think about it. The connections are there
-- Associated with snakes
-- Was a prodigy when he was younger, now is just hated
-- Is way stronger than his main rival (7 horcruxes and 4 all stars vs LeHarry
who's pretty much on his own)
-- Has beef with random teenagers
「我的意思是,想想看,這樣的關聯很明顯,
-- 跟蛇有關。
-- 在年輕的時候是個天才,現在則是讓人怨恨
-- 比他的對手強太多 (7個分靈體以及四個全明星 vs 詹-哈利幾乎只靠自己)
-- 對一些10幾歲小朋友很不滿

Let’s break it down.
我們一個一個看。

Associated with snakes
跟蛇有關

Durant has basically become synonymous with the snake emoji since leaving the
Thunder for the Golden State Warriors. A Tulsa minor league team kept the
joke going with a live python, and Durant himself even had a snake-themed
colorway for his Nike sneakers.
自從KD離開雷霆加入勇士之後,KD基本上就跟蛇的顏文字畫上等號。Tulsa一個小聯盟隊伍
甚至拿一條蟒蛇取名叫KD來開玩笑,而KD自己跟Nike的球鞋也有一雙球鞋是用蛇當主題
的。

鞋子截圖: https://imgur.com/jWiWhAA.jpg

Was a prodigy when he was younger, now is just hated
年輕的時候是天才,現在則是讓人怨恨

Saying he’s “hated” may be a bit strong outside of Oklahoma, but Durant’s
perception absolutely changed for the negative when he joined the Warriors. He
’s still awesome at basketball, obviously. There’s no arguing with two
straight NBA Finals MVPs.
出了奧克拉荷馬的話,說KD是被人怨恨是有點誇張,但是自從加入勇士之後,人們對他的
觀感就偏向負面的了。他在籃球場上的表現依舊亮眼,對於連拿兩屆FMVP的他,這是無庸
置疑的。

Is way stronger than his main rival (7 horcruxes and 4 all stars vs. LeHarry
who’s pretty much on his own)
比他的對手強太多(7個分靈體和4個全明星 vs 詹-哈利幾乎只靠自己)

Too accurate. Harry Potter needs a superteam, and LeBron may be a year away
from one in Los Angeles.
講的太精準!哈利波特需要一個超強隊伍,LBJ在LA也要再一年才可能組的起來。

Has beef with random teenagers
對一些10幾歲小朋友很不滿。

Game over.
那就不用說了。

NBA Reddit really doesn’t disappoint.
Reddit的NBA板真的從不讓人失望。

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Tags: NBA

All Comments

Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2018-08-28T01:00
所以喇叭是葛林戴華德?
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2018-08-28T10:22
佛地魔可從來沒想過去報哈利大腿
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2018-08-31T03:36
喇叭是哈比路人
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2018-09-04T08:30
KD:KD有鼻子
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2018-09-04T22:14
LBJ=鄧不利多,靠巨頭隊友哈利+鳳凰會打總冠
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2018-09-09T08:07
說蛤利波特只靠自己的那位可能需要重看一遍
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2018-09-13T04:25
KD的代表不是狼蛛嗎?
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2018-09-14T08:00
佛地魔有7個分靈體 KD有不只7個小號
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2018-09-14T09:34
KD:啊哇呾喀呾啦
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2018-09-14T20:52
尼哥人
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2018-09-19T07:50
天阿太中肯了吧XDDDDDDDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2018-09-23T20:19
哈利波特也有報團,合理
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2018-09-27T07:56
所以是...刁鑽妙麗如KI 帥氣榮恩如愛神?
好啦榮恩真的不帥
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2018-10-01T04:56
Love應該是西追
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2018-10-05T01:57
分靈體有笑
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2018-10-09T15:11
別小看KD的魔法,他會分身
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2018-10-14T05:26
改一下 把到妙麗是愛神
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2018-10-18T04:43
這滿好笑的哈哈
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2018-10-20T00:53
哈利會逼球團簽一堆爛約然後轉隊嗎?
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2018-10-23T13:26
有笑有推 認真就輸了XD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2018-10-25T03:39
Lebron會照顧兄弟 Harry則是不斷消費兄弟的忠誠
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2018-10-28T21:28
滿靠北的XD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2018-11-01T19:34
KD: KD是哈利啵棒
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2018-11-04T12:51
快去找榮恩跟妙麗 (就當二創看阿
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2018-11-09T00:42
神秘的冠軍戒指,消失的第一勝,奧克拉荷馬的逃犯,
JR的考驗,圓夢列車的秘密電話與車票,混血mvp的背
叛,詹哈莉與快樂夥伴
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2018-11-09T05:16
XDDDDDDDDDD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2018-11-12T22:08
愛神那麼帥 他應該才是妙麗
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2018-11-16T07:42
Tyronn Lue = 多比
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2018-11-16T08:52
XDDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2018-11-19T06:46
推coffee112
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2018-11-22T14:01
外傳 Mvp與他的產地
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2018-11-25T23:15
哈利以前也很多夥伴的R
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2018-11-29T05:41
分靈體還蠻好笑的
David avatar
By David
at 2018-12-01T08:25
勇士其他人是食死人?
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2018-12-02T16:01
奧克拉荷馬的逃犯 感覺真的能拍一部 哈哈
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2018-12-04T14:52
食死人等於其他人? 也太廢
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2018-12-07T11:22
不能在推特上提到他 不然他會開分靈體進攻你
只能代稱"那個人"
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2018-12-12T01:42
好啦 兩個都有錯
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2018-12-16T09:55
以前有一篇說Kobe才是丹佛地魔
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2018-12-19T06:17
唯一只認 丹佛地魔
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2018-12-20T00:51
真的 哈利會找一堆人組團 被打爆之後第一個烙跑
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2018-12-24T09:30
我怎麼記得哈利波特不會假摔和轉學院
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2018-12-28T19:11
佛地魔可不是抱腿仔
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2019-01-01T08:11
KD的鼻子 1>>>>>>>0
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2019-01-05T16:10
這樣的話鄉民就是催狂魔 在那飄來飄去很顯眼 但其實
甚麼都不是
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2019-01-06T05:00
這種文要是鄉民發在ptt還不被噓爆?
早就一堆推文暑假到了
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2019-01-10T21:44
哈哈哈 腿肚不意外
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2019-01-15T07:35
XD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2019-01-15T08:44
這種文大概會被板主直接1-2宰了
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2019-01-16T14:17
哈利根本抱鄧不利多和妙麗大腿
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2019-01-17T21:22
7個分靈體只有2個是波特自己拆的
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2019-01-18T11:46
U know who~~~
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-01-19T04:14
佛地魔才是靠自己的 手下有夠廢
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2019-01-20T20:39
奇怪蛋糕迷不是說拿冠拿FMVP就洗白了 怎麼越來越黑
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2019-01-22T03:10
笑死
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2019-01-25T03:10
覺得貼切
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2019-01-28T18:19
分靈體有梗
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2019-02-01T01:30
哈利不會打輸就烙跑XDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2019-02-04T20:58
推coffee有才
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2019-02-06T13:39
只有ptt才會黑KD好嗎不要造謠
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2019-02-09T00:25
詹姆波特被佛地魔殺死了
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-02-12T02:50
那個人
David avatar
By David
at 2019-02-16T14:40
6666666666666666666666666 XDDDDDDDDDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2019-02-19T04:43
哈哈
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2019-02-21T20:15
KD:KD夠強才會這樣被比喻
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2019-02-25T08:02
7個分靈體
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2019-02-25T22:04
哈利都是死隊友不死貧道
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2019-02-27T03:40
KD:居然知道我 Twitter 7個小號
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2019-02-28T12:09
無聊死了
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-03-05T05:15
哈利波特跟腿沾都不是只靠自己啊
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2019-03-07T07:46
佛地魔不會轉隊進攻吧
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2019-03-11T00:24
分靈體真的很好笑 XD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2019-03-11T14:58
笑死 沒鼻子
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2019-03-15T02:54
佛地魔有抱腿過?都人家來抱的吧?
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2019-03-19T15:42
這個人是詹迷吧 想要塑造詹是正義一方
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2019-03-23T15:43
哈利應該算奪冠最後一塊拼圖的角色球員
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2019-03-28T10:18
超雞掰的啦
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2019-03-28T23:18
鄧不利多的軍隊何時可以成軍?
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-04-01T22:52
七個分靈體 XDDDD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2019-04-02T02:28
其實說的非常中肯啊
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2019-04-06T23:00
所以現在背骨仔杯子蛋糕腿杜又多了新的綽號???
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2019-04-08T02:29
大概是有史以來被酸最慘的贏家
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2019-04-11T09:59
他會贏是因為加入73勝 不然也是輸家
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2019-04-14T04:52
講的蠻中肯的
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2019-04-16T04:35
推bolide77大 太中肯了
Una avatar
By Una
at 2019-04-20T11:35
哈利只靠自己...那斯內普和鄧不利多表示
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2019-04-22T17:35
屎內 是誰
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2019-04-23T05:15
勇士其他隊友可比喻成食死人
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2019-04-25T16:55
那是蛇?怎麼比較像大便啊
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2019-04-28T10:03
文字獄版酸這種一定被桶
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2019-05-01T12:03
有夠好笑哈哈
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2019-05-05T15:40
對小朋友很不滿wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2019-05-07T01:53
佛地魔是靠自己沒有抱腿
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2019-05-08T10:00
哈利組隊沒有被慘虐阿
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2019-05-12T10:27
講得詹奪冠軍都是靠他一個人
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2019-05-12T14:59
大蛇丸更像
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2019-05-16T22:21
去去KD走?
George avatar
By George
at 2019-05-20T23:01
兩個逃跑抱大團的在比來比去
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2019-05-22T16:42
Soft snake
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2019-05-26T04:43
哈利只靠自己XD 妙麗跟鄧不利多表示
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2019-05-27T23:41
kd大魔王
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2019-05-30T00:47
妙麗=Wade 鄧不利多=Riley
William avatar
By William
at 2019-05-30T05:17
我也想抱妙麗大腿
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2019-05-30T12:45
佛地魔的死食人哪有勇士那麼強
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2019-06-03T19:03
佛地魔在原作裡面算是抱很大喔,食死人就他的團
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2019-06-08T12:28
唯一只認丹佛地魔
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2019-06-09T18:24
哈哈哈哈,這分析不錯 XD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2019-06-11T18:22
分身笑死
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-06-13T02:25
哈利就是能力最廢完全靠血統的代表
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2019-06-17T03:44
但哈利不是超中二嗎?
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-06-19T12:34
哈利波特三巨頭
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2019-06-19T19:03
哈利到處轉學院XDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2019-06-23T17:14
哈利靠自己??沒老鄧和石內卜他第一集就領便當了
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2019-06-28T07:44
詹靠大腿 哈利靠爸媽吧
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2019-07-01T21:22
LBJ靠自己..真的知道LBJ是誰嗎?
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2019-07-06T00:08
分靈體:KD真的很棒
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2019-07-07T02:53
哈利只靠自己?黑人問號
另外食死人那個比較像一個強的到處找小弟收
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2019-07-08T11:29
混血mvp的背叛XDDDDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2019-07-12T10:48
中肯 K地魔就是抱團又邪惡
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-07-15T15:50
笑死 這很有梗
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2019-07-20T13:03
rofl
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2019-07-21T08:00
中肯給推
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2019-07-25T10:26
最後XDDD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2019-07-28T20:07
蠻中肯的,除了佛地魔一樣外,哈利身邊也一堆大腿給
他抱,只差哈利沒轉過學園而已
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2019-07-31T10:26
一樣沒鼻子
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2019-08-03T08:23
lol

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