Kawhi Leonard G4 不打 - NBA

By Megan
at 2017-05-23T08:56

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時間拉到2021年的暑假

ZAZA在豪宅裡好整以暇地看著電視，旁邊坐著的是他八歲的女兒

“hey daddy,你打nba最光榮的時候是什麼時候?”

“乖孩子，問的好，是2017年的西區冠軍賽跟總冠軍賽”

“Oh~daddy,請告訴我那年發生了什麼事”

小女孩緊緊抓著爸爸，一臉像看到英雄一般

白大個搔了搔下巴

“很難用言語道盡，我們看youtube的精彩剪輯”

說完拿出iphone 10s開始撥

“妳看，這是西區冠軍賽第一場，爸爸一個精彩的防守讓對方主力球員，當時聯盟第二小
前鋒無法上場，也成為這個系列賽的最大轉捩點”

“Wow~so great”

小女孩一臉天真，臉上滿是對爸爸的崇拜

“那年馬刺很強，沒有我的防守之前，第一戰就輸了20多分，結果靠我扭轉了整個戰局，
不然喔…呵呵”

“daddy daddy,那總冠軍賽呢？你做了什麼？”

“別急，乖女兒，右邊的影片點開來看”

（轉圈圈）

“Oh daddy~就跟你說中華吃到飽只要499你不辦，這個月流量爆了啦”

小女孩快哭了出來

“Don't cry, my dear, 我們去星巴客用wifi看，讓妳知道那年總冠軍我做了什麼事好不
好?”

“好~”

ZAZA臉上露出一抹得意的微笑，想起他最風光的那一年

2017西區冠軍賽第一戰，他留名青史的防守

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Tags: NBA

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By Jake
at 2017-05-24T16:52

幫可愛QQ

By Zora
at 2017-05-27T02:27

有可愛的角度嗎xd

By Carol
at 2017-05-29T04:10

NBA小說家4ni？XD

By Elvira
at 2017-06-01T16:16

第二小前鋒？也太抬舉了吧

By Elma
at 2017-06-03T22:39

說咖哩媲美喬丹才叫抬舉好嗎

By Oscar
at 2017-06-04T03:37

...

By Frederic
at 2017-06-05T13:38

第二有問題？年度第一隊拿假的？

By Joe
at 2017-06-06T07:41

你編劇? 蠻會幻想的

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-06-10T08:57

所以四年後會來sbl?

By Olivia
at 2017-06-14T08:56

第二第三都沒問題吧是在抬舉三小

By Hedda
at 2017-06-16T11:06

8:59了該起床了

By Ophelia
at 2017-06-20T13:00

第二？丟臉你敢講我還不敢聽

By George
at 2017-06-24T00:23

抬舉?

By Caitlin
at 2017-06-24T20:52

有點無聊去年有td都打不贏durant了

By Lydia
at 2017-06-25T07:24

ㄏ

By Brianna
at 2017-06-25T20:25

說書迷

By Lauren
at 2017-06-28T14:27

這季真的很猛阿要不是最後受傷..

By Gilbert
at 2017-07-03T13:45

MVP

By Ophelia
at 2017-07-05T07:49

很好笑啊XDD

By Jacky
at 2017-07-07T06:36

講第二真的丟臉應該第一

By Ida
at 2017-07-10T15:02

廢得很

By Kyle
at 2017-07-10T21:38

可愛確實很強也不該有受傷的結果但這是廢文

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-07-11T21:01

打不贏就傷人和kd打不贏就加入誰勝?

By Yuri
at 2017-07-16T01:56

名留青史？說的好像可愛有上髒刺就能贏一樣

By Agnes
at 2017-07-20T16:24

腦補迷

By Olga
at 2017-07-24T16:29

喔喔喔喔

By Blanche
at 2017-07-28T02:22

去年有td都打不贏durant了? 這是啥跳針類比? XD

By Andy
at 2017-07-31T02:07

呵呵

By Rosalind
at 2017-08-02T22:57

妄想發作

By Edwina
at 2017-08-07T03:25

推

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-08-08T20:27

這是中華電信的廣告吧

By Hazel
at 2017-08-12T10:47

好笑嗎

By Mason
at 2017-08-16T12:35

中華電信讓人相當出戲

By Vanessa
at 2017-08-20T01:36

一定沒用2699月租

By Isabella
at 2017-08-22T00:14

文采不錯，等等幫你留廁所位置。

By Linda
at 2017-08-24T02:54

一方面喊td不可取代一方面喊腿肚抱腿什麼類比不
用解釋吧

By Valerie
at 2017-08-26T06:07

糟糕真的看不懂這個勇迷在說啥有點慘阿
最近發現這些沒水準的還真的是勇迷不是反串

By Carol
at 2017-08-30T05:18

看到第一行就噓了

By John
at 2017-08-30T11:46

好笑勇迷崩潰

By Audriana
at 2017-09-01T16:25

三小

By John
at 2017-09-05T03:55

這個有XD

By Edwina
at 2017-09-05T16:50

????

By Yedda
at 2017-09-07T21:57

無聊

By Harry
at 2017-09-08T23:59

五樓

By Brianna
at 2017-09-13T11:12

本來就不是第二阿，不然呢，上面至少還有一個生化人

By Freda
at 2017-09-14T11:59

人才阿~

By Valerie
at 2017-09-16T23:49

這個廢文不好笑

By Freda
at 2017-09-21T06:56

髒包告訴你這故事嗎

By Gary
at 2017-09-25T10:04

By Xanthe
at 2017-09-27T19:51

工撒小

By Thomas
at 2017-09-28T20:38

跟一個210cm的，他怎樣也不是第二

By Isla
at 2017-10-03T09:44

By Isla
at 2017-10-04T08:38

導演

By Bethany
at 2017-10-09T00:05

寫小說哦

By Andrew
at 2017-10-13T14:29

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-10-15T08:28

各位經默默將詹放第一了
說不定原PO的第一是KD啊各位好簡單喔ㄎㄎ

By Andrew
at 2017-10-19T03:11

鬼父幹

By Victoria
at 2017-10-23T04:30

跟NBA有關？還是純幻想文？

By Zenobia
at 2017-10-27T05:47

勇迷崩潰囉

By Hazel
at 2017-10-27T12:57

2021怎麼可能才到10s

By Puput
at 2017-10-29T09:19

腿杜自己讓出第二的位置，幹嘛這樣崩潰。腿科的第一
也自己讓出的

By Emma
at 2017-10-29T20:55

....

By Blanche
at 2017-11-02T00:20

廢到不行

By Bennie
at 2017-11-03T11:50

別拖戲阿冠軍賽做了啥

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-11-05T13:43

...

By Susan
at 2017-11-09T09:40

有笑有推

By Ida
at 2017-11-13T00:19

刺迷的幽默

By Dorothy
at 2017-11-13T10:08

這真的是說書了...

By Tracy
at 2017-11-18T06:23

哈哈哈XD

By Tom
at 2017-11-21T01:15

希望你不會被桶到2021年

By Blanche
at 2017-11-22T08:02

勇迷很多的小心

By Isabella
at 2017-11-24T22:48

你是不是...沒什麼幽默感阿

By Eartha
at 2017-11-27T01:26

推歷史留髒Golden State ZaZa

By Ina
at 2017-11-30T17:22

不好笑

By Frederic
at 2017-12-01T22:53

這是葉佩雯吧

By Joe
at 2017-12-02T19:50

靠北XDD

By Rachel
at 2017-12-04T06:35

這算抹黑吧

By Connor
at 2017-12-08T17:55

難笑

By Edith
at 2017-12-12T01:14

工蝦小

By Audriana
at 2017-12-13T22:38

勇黑好酸

By Tracy
at 2017-12-18T14:50

87分

By Heather
at 2017-12-23T02:46

沙小垃圾文章

By Tracy
at 2017-12-25T14:01

沒水準的廁所迷還在崩潰唉可憐要崩潰一年了

By Una
at 2017-12-30T00:55

有沒有廁所迷每次講不過就開始說別人沒水準的八卦

By Ingrid
at 2017-12-30T07:23

每篇都能看到耶

By Lauren
at 2017-12-31T07:04

溫腥

By Caroline
at 2018-01-01T01:41

白日做夢醒醒好嗎

By Puput
at 2018-01-02T12:54

無聊

By Erin
at 2018-01-03T06:56

無聊當有趣

By Brianna
at 2018-01-05T12:59

By Edwina
at 2018-01-08T19:55

The 幻想文

By Regina
at 2018-01-11T20:30

差不多就第二阿前面的是在懷疑什麼

By Aaliyah
at 2018-01-15T08:17

Zaza用舊手機

By Steve
at 2018-01-17T19:25

業配文無誤

By Kumar
at 2018-01-22T11:37

去上課好嗎

By Daniel
at 2018-01-23T21:08

當fb?

By Blanche
at 2018-01-24T18:06

中華現在有499吃到飽嗎?

By Steve
at 2018-01-29T11:04

有笑有推雖然是事實就是了

By Poppy
at 2018-01-30T18:26

那時候刺迷都放下了，應該沒人會提了

By Zora
at 2018-02-04T16:43

oh daddy ><

By Wallis
at 2018-02-08T08:04

讚讚

By Audriana
at 2018-02-12T13:35

推啊

By John
at 2018-02-14T04:15

奇文共賞

By Charlie
at 2018-02-15T14:35

講得太好了先幫補血待會勇迷就來惹

By Necoo
at 2018-02-18T21:26

可愛第二小前鋒沒問題啊，不然是第二隊的抱腿KD嗎?

By Valerie
at 2018-02-22T08:28

XDDDDDDD

By Isla
at 2018-02-23T18:21

刺刺真的好生氣

By Carol
at 2018-02-26T20:49

無聊

By Mason
at 2018-02-28T15:04

慘

By Lauren
at 2018-03-01T03:09

可愛不是第二小前鋒？難道年度第一隊有三個小前鋒?

By Rae
at 2018-03-02T21:21

無聊

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-03-05T18:08

這廣告腳本我給87分

By Ophelia
at 2018-03-09T02:49

加油好嗎

By Jessica
at 2018-03-11T22:58

有事嗎

By Joseph
at 2018-03-12T22:58

上廁所時間到囉~

By Candice
at 2018-03-14T21:45

比lbj猛應該第一

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-03-17T00:24

By Lily
at 2018-03-19T02:32

公三小

By Jacky
at 2018-03-23T12:14

寫的不錯給推哈哈酸爆了

By Damian
at 2018-03-23T13:28

不錯啊

Kawhi Leonard G4 不打 - NBA

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