Howard:LBJ說我蓋兩個火鍋可以投一次3分球 - NBA

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By Enid
at 2021-10-04T15:53

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來源: ClutchPoints作家Nicole Ganglani推特
網址: https://tinyurl.com/54p2rc2v

影片: https://twitter.com/i/status/1444143614393679873

“LeBron said if I get two blocks, I can get a 3-pointer,” Howard said.
“I'm finna try to get nine blocks everyday.”

Dwight Howard說:

「LBJ說只要我蓋兩個火鍋,我就可以投一次三分球。」

「再來我每天要試著去蓋九個火鍋了。」


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Reddit鄉民表示:

"records 2 blocks and then air balls a three
Vogel: what did you do that for?
Dwight: coach told me to"
「蓋了兩個火鍋後結果投了個三分麵包。
佛總:『你投那球幹嘛?』
魔獸:『教練叫我投的啊!』」

"I wonder what the reward is for 10+ rebounds, 5+ blocks, etx"
「想知道若是拿下10個籃板,5個火鍋可以換什麼。」

"Locker room sex"
「休息室"運動"」

"Gets to join in lebron and AD’s scissoring"
「可以跟LBJ還有AD玩"剪刀腳"。」

"This is what should have been done with Simmons. For every threepointer he
attempts, he can... I dont even know what he likes..."
「這應該早就拿來用在西門身上了。每投三次3分球,他就可以....我根本不知道他喜
歡什麼。」

"bang his girlfriend"
「可以跟他女朋友來一場。」

"One thrust per point scored"
「每得一分可以"衝刺"一次。」

"Good thing one thrust is all I need."
「幸運的是我只要"衝刺"一次就夠了。」

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Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2021-10-09T12:23
反觀西門
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2021-10-07T19:32
西門那個超哭的XDDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2021-10-12T16:03
西門,那我不蓋火鍋了
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2021-10-07T19:32
西門不投就能幹了
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2021-10-12T16:03
小喬今天蓋3個...
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2021-10-07T19:32
西門每投一次三分,可以跟女友啪一次幹! 不要比賽就能每天啪了,投三分做啥?
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2021-10-12T16:03
合理 對方少4分 湖人少三分 永遠+1。 不愧是智將姆斯
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2021-10-07T19:32
西門一球都不投照樣領30M瘋狂做菜
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2021-10-12T16:03
只有我關注scissoring嗎......
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2021-10-07T19:32
魔獸之前爆出私生活那個事情之後 都開始有這種甲甲的梗 笑死
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2021-10-12T16:03
西門:我可以場均兩火鍋 但不要投三分嗎
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2021-10-07T19:32
下面留言有點甲
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2021-10-12T16:03
男生玩剪刀腳......
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2021-10-07T19:32
the 管理
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2021-10-12T16:03
9個火鍋是四次三分含一次logo shot嗎?
James avatar
By James
at 2021-10-07T19:32
磨豆腐
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2021-10-12T16:03
Good thing one thrust is all I need. 這有好笑到
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2021-10-07T19:32
Reddit鄉民回應每次都蠻無聊的
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2021-10-12T16:03
反觀西門完全不敢投
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2021-10-07T19:32
西門:我不蓋就是了
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2021-10-12T16:03
臭甲一堆==
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2021-10-07T19:32
之後西門續約要把投三分寫在合約裡面...
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2021-10-12T16:03
集鍋換三
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2021-10-07T19:32
西門:蓋個屁 我沒要上場
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2021-10-12T16:03
西門的話從此不蓋火鍋了
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2021-10-07T19:32
笑死
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2021-10-12T16:03
玩剪刀腳是啥
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2021-10-07T19:32
從單換obj到變小弟不勝唏噓lbj
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2021-10-12T16:03
回應會無聊嗎 不就跟這邊差不多 甲文反觀之類的
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2021-10-11T20:24
西門 哈哈哈
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2021-10-07T19:32
剪刀腳應該是指甲甲床上的運動方式
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2021-10-12T16:03
鄉民超嘴XDDDD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2021-10-07T19:32
超好笑,打中鋒的想出手,打控球的死都不出手
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2021-10-12T16:03
現在才發現Lbj的Ig取消關注Howard@@
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2021-10-07T19:32
西門應該要每投一顆可以%2分鐘
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2021-10-12T16:03
有罰球不進罰教練跑步的
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2021-10-07T19:32
西門:那我不蓋了
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2021-10-12T16:03
“教練“叫我投的XD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-10-07T19:32
靠北外國鄉民有夠嘴的
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2021-10-12T16:03
蓋兩鍋完換人 下去坐板凳
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2021-10-07T19:32
西門那個超哭wwww
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2021-10-12T16:03
為什麼是9個?因為比較順口嗎?
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2021-10-07T19:32
西門:每投一次三分我就可以投丟三次罰球
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2021-10-12T16:03
教練那個超哭XDDD

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