來源: ClutchPoints作家Nicole Ganglani推特
網址: https://tinyurl.com/54p2rc2v
影片: https://twitter.com/i/status/1444143614393679873
“LeBron said if I get two blocks, I can get a 3-pointer,” Howard said.
“I'm finna try to get nine blocks everyday.”
Dwight Howard說:
「LBJ說只要我蓋兩個火鍋,我就可以投一次三分球。」
「再來我每天要試著去蓋九個火鍋了。」
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Reddit鄉民表示:
"records 2 blocks and then air balls a three
Vogel: what did you do that for?
Dwight: coach told me to"
「蓋了兩個火鍋後結果投了個三分麵包。
佛總:『你投那球幹嘛?』
魔獸:『教練叫我投的啊!』」
"I wonder what the reward is for 10+ rebounds, 5+ blocks, etx"
「想知道若是拿下10個籃板,5個火鍋可以換什麼。」
"Locker room sex"
「休息室"運動"」
"Gets to join in lebron and AD’s scissoring"
「可以跟LBJ還有AD玩"剪刀腳"。」
"This is what should have been done with Simmons. For every threepointer he
attempts, he can... I dont even know what he likes..."
「這應該早就拿來用在西門身上了。每投三次3分球,他就可以....我根本不知道他喜
歡什麼。」
"bang his girlfriend"
「可以跟他女朋友來一場。」
"One thrust per point scored"
「每得一分可以"衝刺"一次。」
"Good thing one thrust is all I need."
「幸運的是我只要"衝刺"一次就夠了。」
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全世界鄉民都一樣
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網址: https://tinyurl.com/54p2rc2v
影片: https://twitter.com/i/status/1444143614393679873
“LeBron said if I get two blocks, I can get a 3-pointer,” Howard said.
“I'm finna try to get nine blocks everyday.”
Dwight Howard說:
「LBJ說只要我蓋兩個火鍋,我就可以投一次三分球。」
「再來我每天要試著去蓋九個火鍋了。」
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Reddit鄉民表示:
"records 2 blocks and then air balls a three
Vogel: what did you do that for?
Dwight: coach told me to"
「蓋了兩個火鍋後結果投了個三分麵包。
佛總:『你投那球幹嘛?』
魔獸:『教練叫我投的啊!』」
"I wonder what the reward is for 10+ rebounds, 5+ blocks, etx"
「想知道若是拿下10個籃板,5個火鍋可以換什麼。」
"Locker room sex"
「休息室"運動"」
"Gets to join in lebron and AD’s scissoring"
「可以跟LBJ還有AD玩"剪刀腳"。」
"This is what should have been done with Simmons. For every threepointer he
attempts, he can... I dont even know what he likes..."
「這應該早就拿來用在西門身上了。每投三次3分球,他就可以....我根本不知道他喜
歡什麼。」
"bang his girlfriend"
「可以跟他女朋友來一場。」
"One thrust per point scored"
「每得一分可以"衝刺"一次。」
"Good thing one thrust is all I need."
「幸運的是我只要"衝刺"一次就夠了。」
--
全世界鄉民都一樣
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