Clichy: My Teenage Kicks - 阿森納兵工廠足球俱樂部 Arsenal Football Club

Clichy: My Teenage Kicks < 我的少年時代 >

What did you do in your spare time?

Except football I was doing a lot of bike with my friend.
More when it was sunny, but yeah, I used to love bike and I still love bike.
Unfortunately I'm not doing enough bike anymore,
but bike is one of my passions.

Q：除了足球之外，你空閒時間都做什麼呢？

A：除了踢球以外，我還經常跟朋友們一起騎自行車。特別是天氣好的時候。
我以前就很喜歡騎車，現在還是很喜歡但可惜我現在沒什麼時間騎車了，
但是自行車始終是我的愛好。

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Who was your favourite teacher?

That was a long time ago, but his name is Monsieur Math [Wah? Math? Clearly
it's a French name and I can't speak French, so I don't know what he said.]
He used to be really big, and dark hair, white skin... and really impressive.
So I don't know if it was because I was seven/eight,
but he was really impressive, and when you ask me my first teacher,
that's the one who first came to mind.

Q：你最喜歡的老師是誰？

A：那是很久之前了，他的名字是Math先生（音譯）。
他長著濃密的黑髮，皮膚很白，令人印象相當深刻。
我不記得我當時是七歲還是八歲的樣子，但是他真的給我留下了很深刻的影響，
當你問我我的老師的時候，他是第一個浮現在我腦海的人。

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What did you want to be when you were at school?

I only wanted to be a footballer, so that was my dream and
the only thing I thought about. And I made it, so I'm really happy with that.

Q：學生時代, 你夢想將來長大要做什麼？

A：我只想當足球員，那是我小時候的夢想，也是我唯一考慮過的事情。
我終於夢想成真了，所以我真的很開心。

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First car?

My first car was a Vauxhall Corsa, black. And I bought it from...
You remember Eddie? Eddie? From the coach from the reserves;
he's in Blackburn I think now.

Q：第一輛車？

A：我的第一輛車是黑色的Vauxhall Corsa，我是從……你還記得Eddie嗎？
Eddie是預備隊的教練，我買了他的車子，他現在在Blackburn吧。

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Eddie Niedzwiecki?

Exactly. His son sold it to me and my best friend's got it now.

Q：Eddie Niedzwiecki?

A：沒錯，他兒子把車賣給了我，現在那輛車在我最好的朋友那。

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You sold it to Kenny?

No, I gave it to him.

Q：你把車賣給Kenny了？

A：不，我把車送給他了。

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You gave it to him? It's working its way through the paternity.

Yeah, exactly.

Q：你把車送給他了？這車就像是代代相傳一樣。

A：沒錯。

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First kiss?

My first kiss was when I was six, and it was at school,
behind the tree. That's a long time ago.

Q：初吻？

A：我的初吻發生在我學生時代，當時我六歲，我們躲在學校的一棵樹後面。
那是很久以前的事情了。 (編按: 歪國人真早熟)

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Worst haircut?

Whoa. The worst haircut was...
I was really young, and my parents didn't want to cut my hair.
So until I was six I had really long hair, curly hair.
And the day I wanted to change was a day when a man in the shop thought
I was a girl. So that's why I wanted to change.

Q：最糟糕的髮型？

A：哦，最糟糕的髮型……那時候我很小，我父母不想讓我剪頭髮，
所以我六歲的時候頭髮又長又卷。直到有一天，商店裡有個人誤認我是女孩子，
我才決定要去剪頭髮。那就是我為什麼想要改變的原因。

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How far did your hair go?

No, I can't show you.

Q：那時候你頭髮多長？

A：我現在沒辦法給你看呀。

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Go on, show us.

About here. [He points to his shoulders.]

Q：比給我們看看

A：大概這麼長。（他指著自己的肩）

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Have you any pictures you can show us of that?

No, and even if I had I wouldn't show you the pictures. Definitely not.

Q：你有那時候的照片可以給我們看嗎？

A：沒有，就算我有我也不會給你看的，死也不會。

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Did you pass your driving test first time?

Of course I did.

Q：你是第一次就通過了駕照考試嗎？

A：當然是啊。 (編按: 聽說某大魔王考了兩次)

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Who was your football hero?

My football hero used to be Valdo. He used to play for Paris Saint-Germain,
a Brazilian player, with long hair and curly like I had.
So I guess - he had the number ten as well - so I guess he was my favourite
player, and that is one of my dreams to meet him, cos I never get to see him.

Q：你的足球偶像是誰？

A：我的足球偶像以前是Valdo。他是以前效力巴黎聖日爾曼的一個巴西球員，
有著長而捲曲的頭髮，就像我一樣。他穿的是十號球衣，他是我最喜歡的球星。
我一直夢想著能與他見面，因為我從來沒能與他面對面過。

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Who did you most want to meet?

It was Bernard Lama, the goalkeeper from PSG and France.
I don't know, maybe at the time he was one of the best goalkeepers,
one of the only black goalkeepers, and I used to love his style.
He used to put his socks over his trousers.
And I just loved him, so that was my dream to meet him.
I did three years ago and... that's it really. I was really happy,
but now I'm a big man so it's different.

Q：你曾經最想見誰？

A：我以前最想見Bernard Lama，那是巴黎聖日爾曼和法國隊的門將。
我不知道，或許他是他那個時代最好的門將之一，也是那時候唯一的黑人們將，
我很喜歡他的風格。他喜歡把襪子穿到褲子外面。我非常熱愛他，
所以我夢想著能見他。我三年以前真的見到他了……那是真的。
我非常非常高興，但是現在我是大人了，所以不一樣了。

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Worst telling-off?

The worst was my father. It was after a game.
We lost a game and I must've played really bad because when we got home
he told me you're never gonna make it,
and this was the only time I thought about stopping football
cos I was really upset. And the next weekend I think I scored three goals,
so that was a good thing. At the time I was really upset about that,
and it really helped me with it.

Q：被罵得最慘的一次？

A：最慘的是有一次被我爸罵。是一場比賽結束以後的事情。
我們輸掉了比賽，我一定是踢得一塌糊塗，
因為我回家以後我爸跟我說你永遠不會有出息的，
那是我唯一一次認真考慮不再踢球了，因為我真的非常沮喪。
然而下一個週末我記得我好像是進了三個球。
那是一件好事，儘管那時候我還是很沮喪，但是那對我有很大幫助。

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Favourite TV programme?

It used to be the [insert name of some programme I can't spell].
It was a cartoon and still is one of my favourite.
Yeah, it was my favourite one and is my favourite one.

Q：最喜歡的電視節目？

A：以前是……[因為不會拼法文，所以我們就不知道了]，
那是一部卡通，一直到現在它還是我最喜歡的電視節目之一。
它以前是我的最愛，現在還是我的最愛。

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Did you have any pets?

Yes, I did. It was a small dog, black collar [it makes more sense
that he should say collie, but it sounds like collar], really small,
really cute, he name was [GAH! I DON'T KNOW FRENCH NAMES!],
and the name came from the cartoon I think, when I was six/seven.
That's it really.

Q：你有養過什麼寵物嗎？

A：我有養過一條小狗，黑色的柯利牧羊犬[？不確定是Collie還是Collar]
非常小，非常可愛，那時候我六歲還是七歲，我給他取了一個卡通裡頭的名字。

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Silliest thing you ever did?

Definitely the day I jumped over the metallic door in Cannes.
I nearly lost my finger, my life, so that was really silly.
And if I could come back and not do it, I would.

Q：你做過的最傻的事情？

A：絕對是我在坎城時跳過鐵門的那一次。我差點就少了一隻手指，更慘的還差點送命，
所以那真是傻透了。要是我能回到過去，我一定不會重蹈覆轍。

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Most valued possession?

The most valued thing I had in my possession was a red car and still is in my
appartment in Enfield. It's still there. It's my uncle's -
the brother of my father - who gave it to me when I was two.
And I've still got it.

Q：最珍貴的財產？

A：我擁有過的最珍貴的財產是一輛紅色的汽車(猜測應該是玩具車)，
現在還在我在Enfield的公寓裡，那是我叔叔--
就是我爸的兄弟在我兩歲的時候給我的，我現在還留著。

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Favourite music?

Some music from the Caribbean, French Caribbean.
Until the age of thirteen I didn't know much about music,
apart from [blah, I don't know what he's talking about],
which is a nice word for a woman, and it's really nice to dance to this music.

Q：最喜歡的音樂？

A：一些來自加勒比海地區的音樂，法語的。
一直到十三歲為止我對音樂瞭解的不多，除了[某種音樂，不知道是啥, 又是法文]，
那對於女性來說是個很好的形容詞，而且也很適合跳舞。

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