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TEX (16-17) vs SEA (17-15) @ Globe Life Field, Arlington, TX
05/08 (六) 08:05
#77 Chris Flexen, RHP (2-1, ERA 3.33)
#20 Mike Foltynewicz, RHP (1-3, ERA 4.61)
05/09 (日) 07:05
#50 Erik Swanson, RHP (0-0, ERA 0.00)
#35 有原航平, RHP (2-3, ERA 5.76)
05/10 (一) 02:35
#33 Justus Sheffield, LHP (2-2, ERA 4.18)
#33 Dane Dunning, RHP (1-2, ERA 3.81)
水手的先發陣容還沒公佈,猜測休比較久的 Chris Flexen 和 Justus Sheffield
大概會扛其中兩場,另外一場可能是牛棚大車輪。
========已賽BOX========
05/08 (六) 08:05
#77 Chris Flexen, RHP (2-1, ERA 3.33)
#20 Mike Foltynewicz, RHP (1-3, ERA 4.61)
┌──┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┐
│ │1│2│3│4│5│6│7│8│9│R│H│E│
├──┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
│SEA │0│2│0│2│0│0│1│0│0│5│10│0│
├──┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
│TEX │2│1│1│0│0│0│0│0│0│4│12│1│
└──┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┘
W:Flexen (3-1, ERA 3.78)
L:Sborz (3-2, ERA 4.15)
H:Misiewicz (6)
BS:
SV:Graveman (4)
┌──────┬──┬───┬──┬─┬─┬───┐
│Pitchers │ IP │H(HR) │R/ER│BB│SO│ERA │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Foltynewicz │6.2 │6(2) │4/4 │1 │5 │4.50 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Sborz │0.1 │2(0) │1/1 │0 │1 │4.15 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Rodriguez │1.0 │1(0) │0/0 │1 │1 │2.08 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Martin │1.0 │1(0) │0/0 │0 │1 │3.72 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Total │9.0 │10(2) │5/5 │2 │8 │ │
└──────┴──┴───┴──┴─┴─┴───┘
┌──────────┬─┬───┬──┬─┬─┬──┐
│Batters │AB│H(HR) │RBI │BB│SO│AVG │
├─┬─┬──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│1│DH│Calhoun │4 │2(0) │1 │0 │0 │.338│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│2│2B│Solak │4 │3(0) │1 │0 │0 │.289│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│3│1B│Lowe │4 │1(1) │1 │0 │1 │.273│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│4│RF│Gallo │4 │0(0) │0 │0 │1 │.218│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│5│CF│Garcia │4 │2(0) │1 │0 │1 │.269│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│6│LF│Dahl │4 │1(0) │0 │0 │0 │.206│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│7│SS│Kiner-Falefa│4 │1(0) │0 │0 │1 │.272│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│8│3B│Culberson │3 │1(0) │0 │1 │1 │.299│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│9│C│Trevino │3 │1(0) │0 │0 │0 │.250│
├─┴─┴──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│Total │34│12(1) │4 │1 │5 │ │
└──────────┴─┴───┴──┴─┴─┴──┘
Khris Davis (LF) 開始在3A出賽(仍列在IL-10)。
將 Drew Butera (C) 交易到天使,換取現金。
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05/09 (日) 07:05
#50 Erik Swanson, RHP (0-0, ERA 0.00)
#35 有原航平, RHP (2-3, ERA 5.76)
┌──┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┐
│ │1│2│3│4│5│6│7│8│9│R│H│E│
├──┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
│SEA │2│2│0│1│0│0│1│1│1│8│11│1│
├──┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
│TEX │0│1│0│3│0│2│0│3│X│9│12│0│
└──┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┘
W:King (4-1, ERA 1.56)
L:Misiewicz (2-2, ERA 3.75)
H:
BS:Vest (1)、Misiewicz (2)
SV:Kennedy (10)
┌──────┬──┬───┬──┬─┬─┬───┐
│Pitchers │ IP │H(HR) │R/ER│BB│SO│ERA │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│有原航平 │3.2 │6(1) │5/5 │3 │3 │6.59 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Allard │3.0 │2(1) │1/1 │0 │2 │3.52 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│King │1.1 │1(1) │1/1 │0 │1 │1.56 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Kennedy │1.0 │2(0) │1/1 │1 │0 │2.40 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Total │9.0 │11(3) │8/8 │4 │6 │ │
└──────┴──┴───┴──┴─┴─┴───┘
┌──────────┬─┬───┬──┬─┬─┬──┐
│Batters │AB│H(HR) │RBI │BB│SO│AVG │
├─┬─┬──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│1│LF│Calhoun │4 │1(0) │0 │1 │0 │.333│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│2│2B│Solak │5 │0(0) │0 │0 │2 │.278│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│3│1B│Lowe │4 │2(0) │0 │1 │0 │.280│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│4│RF│Gallo │4 │2(2) │3 │0 │1 │.228│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│5│CF│Garcia │4 │2(1) │1 │0 │0 │.278│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│6│DH│Dahl │3 │1(0) │0 │0 │1 │.210│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│ │PH│Davis │1 │1(0) │0 │0 │0 │1.00│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│7│SS│Kiner-Falefa│4 │2(0) │3 │0 │1 │.279│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│8│3B│Ibanez │3 │0(0) │0 │0 │0 │.250│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│ │ │Culberson │0 │0(0) │0 │1 │0 │.299│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│9│C│Heim │3 │1(0) │1 │1 │0 │.140│
├─┴─┴──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│Total │35│12(3) │8 │4 │5 │ │
└──────────┴─┴───┴──┴─┴─┴──┘
賽前將 Khris Davis (LF) 叫上大聯盟,下放 Eli White (SS)。
希望KD可以恢復過往身手,還有.247傳奇。
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05/10 (一) 02:35
#33 Justus Sheffield, LHP (2-2, ERA 4.18)
#33 Dane Dunning, RHP (1-2, ERA 3.81)
┌──┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┐
│ │1│2│3│4│5│6│7│8│9│R│H│E│
├──┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
│SEA │0│0│0│0│2│0│0│0│0│2│10│3│
├──┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
│TEX │0│0│1│0│6│2│0│1│X│10│14│0│
└──┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┘
W:Dunning (2-2, ERA 3.78)
L:Sheffield (2-3, ERA 4.91)
H:
BS:
SV:
┌──────┬──┬───┬──┬─┬─┬───┐
│Pitchers │ IP │H(HR) │R/ER│BB│SO│ERA │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Dunning │5.0 │6(0) │2/2 │3 │10│3.78 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Hearn │2.0 │2(0) │0/0 │1 │1 │4.67 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│de Geus │2.0 │2(0) │0/0 │1 │1 │5.06 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Total │9.0 │10(0) │2/2 │5 │12│ │
└──────┴──┴───┴──┴─┴─┴───┘
┌──────────┬─┬───┬──┬─┬─┬──┐
│Batters │AB│H(HR) │RBI │BB│SO│AVG │
├─┬─┬──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│1│SS│Kiner-Falefa│5 │3(0) │0 │0 │0 │.290│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│2│2B│Solak │4 │1(0) │3 │1 │0 │.277│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│3│1B│Lowe │4 │2(0) │0 │1 │1 │.287│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│4│CF│Garcia │4 │3(1) │5 │0 │0 │.297│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│5│RF│Gallo │4 │1(0) │0 │0 │2 │.229│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│6│DH│Davis │4 │0(0) │0 │0 │1 │.200│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│7│LF│Calhoun │4 │1(0) │0 │0 │0 │.329│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│8│3B│Culberson │4 │1(1) │1 │0 │2 │.310│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│9│C│Trevino │4 │1(0) │0 │0 │2 │.250│
├─┴─┴──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│Total │37│14(2) │9 │2 │8 │ │
└──────────┴─┴───┴──┴─┴─┴──┘
連續拿下三個系列戰,近10場7-3,勝率也來到五成。
Garcia 棒子火燙,再一轟就可以並列聯盟全壘打王,
Gallo 最近略顯回神,但仍以53K傲視眾生。
另外從天使的waiver名單中要來 Jack Kruger (C),
同時將 Kyle Cody (P) 移至 IL-60。
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歷任蘇聯領導人一同搭火車下鄉巡察,不料開到一半前面沒鐵軌了。
列寧跑到附近的村莊向村民發表演說,題目是「鐵路對社會主義的重要性」;史達林
下令槍斃車掌,把剩下的服務員流放西伯利亞;赫魯雪夫要人拆了後面的鐵軌,鋪到
前面去讓列車繼續開;布里茲涅夫老神在在地坐著,自己搖晃身體假裝列車還在動;
戈巴契夫提議:「不如我們拆了車廂,搬到有鐵軌的地方再組裝起來。」
於是蘇聯解體了。
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05/08 (六) 08:05
#77 Chris Flexen, RHP (2-1, ERA 3.33)
#20 Mike Foltynewicz, RHP (1-3, ERA 4.61)
05/09 (日) 07:05
#50 Erik Swanson, RHP (0-0, ERA 0.00)
#35 有原航平, RHP (2-3, ERA 5.76)
05/10 (一) 02:35
#33 Justus Sheffield, LHP (2-2, ERA 4.18)
#33 Dane Dunning, RHP (1-2, ERA 3.81)
水手的先發陣容還沒公佈,猜測休比較久的 Chris Flexen 和 Justus Sheffield
大概會扛其中兩場,另外一場可能是牛棚大車輪。
========已賽BOX========
05/08 (六) 08:05
#77 Chris Flexen, RHP (2-1, ERA 3.33)
#20 Mike Foltynewicz, RHP (1-3, ERA 4.61)
┌──┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┐
│ │1│2│3│4│5│6│7│8│9│R│H│E│
├──┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
│SEA │0│2│0│2│0│0│1│0│0│5│10│0│
├──┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
│TEX │2│1│1│0│0│0│0│0│0│4│12│1│
└──┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┘
W:Flexen (3-1, ERA 3.78)
L:Sborz (3-2, ERA 4.15)
H:Misiewicz (6)
BS:
SV:Graveman (4)
┌──────┬──┬───┬──┬─┬─┬───┐
│Pitchers │ IP │H(HR) │R/ER│BB│SO│ERA │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Foltynewicz │6.2 │6(2) │4/4 │1 │5 │4.50 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Sborz │0.1 │2(0) │1/1 │0 │1 │4.15 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Rodriguez │1.0 │1(0) │0/0 │1 │1 │2.08 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Martin │1.0 │1(0) │0/0 │0 │1 │3.72 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Total │9.0 │10(2) │5/5 │2 │8 │ │
└──────┴──┴───┴──┴─┴─┴───┘
┌──────────┬─┬───┬──┬─┬─┬──┐
│Batters │AB│H(HR) │RBI │BB│SO│AVG │
├─┬─┬──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│1│DH│Calhoun │4 │2(0) │1 │0 │0 │.338│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│2│2B│Solak │4 │3(0) │1 │0 │0 │.289│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│3│1B│Lowe │4 │1(1) │1 │0 │1 │.273│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│4│RF│Gallo │4 │0(0) │0 │0 │1 │.218│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│5│CF│Garcia │4 │2(0) │1 │0 │1 │.269│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│6│LF│Dahl │4 │1(0) │0 │0 │0 │.206│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│7│SS│Kiner-Falefa│4 │1(0) │0 │0 │1 │.272│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│8│3B│Culberson │3 │1(0) │0 │1 │1 │.299│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│9│C│Trevino │3 │1(0) │0 │0 │0 │.250│
├─┴─┴──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│Total │34│12(1) │4 │1 │5 │ │
└──────────┴─┴───┴──┴─┴─┴──┘
Khris Davis (LF) 開始在3A出賽(仍列在IL-10)。
將 Drew Butera (C) 交易到天使,換取現金。
========
05/09 (日) 07:05
#50 Erik Swanson, RHP (0-0, ERA 0.00)
#35 有原航平, RHP (2-3, ERA 5.76)
┌──┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┐
│ │1│2│3│4│5│6│7│8│9│R│H│E│
├──┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
│SEA │2│2│0│1│0│0│1│1│1│8│11│1│
├──┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
│TEX │0│1│0│3│0│2│0│3│X│9│12│0│
└──┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┘
W:King (4-1, ERA 1.56)
L:Misiewicz (2-2, ERA 3.75)
H:
BS:Vest (1)、Misiewicz (2)
SV:Kennedy (10)
┌──────┬──┬───┬──┬─┬─┬───┐
│Pitchers │ IP │H(HR) │R/ER│BB│SO│ERA │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│有原航平 │3.2 │6(1) │5/5 │3 │3 │6.59 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Allard │3.0 │2(1) │1/1 │0 │2 │3.52 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│King │1.1 │1(1) │1/1 │0 │1 │1.56 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Kennedy │1.0 │2(0) │1/1 │1 │0 │2.40 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Total │9.0 │11(3) │8/8 │4 │6 │ │
└──────┴──┴───┴──┴─┴─┴───┘
┌──────────┬─┬───┬──┬─┬─┬──┐
│Batters │AB│H(HR) │RBI │BB│SO│AVG │
├─┬─┬──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│1│LF│Calhoun │4 │1(0) │0 │1 │0 │.333│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│2│2B│Solak │5 │0(0) │0 │0 │2 │.278│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│3│1B│Lowe │4 │2(0) │0 │1 │0 │.280│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│4│RF│Gallo │4 │2(2) │3 │0 │1 │.228│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│5│CF│Garcia │4 │2(1) │1 │0 │0 │.278│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│6│DH│Dahl │3 │1(0) │0 │0 │1 │.210│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│ │PH│Davis │1 │1(0) │0 │0 │0 │1.00│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│7│SS│Kiner-Falefa│4 │2(0) │3 │0 │1 │.279│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│8│3B│Ibanez │3 │0(0) │0 │0 │0 │.250│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│ │ │Culberson │0 │0(0) │0 │1 │0 │.299│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│9│C│Heim │3 │1(0) │1 │1 │0 │.140│
├─┴─┴──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│Total │35│12(3) │8 │4 │5 │ │
└──────────┴─┴───┴──┴─┴─┴──┘
賽前將 Khris Davis (LF) 叫上大聯盟,下放 Eli White (SS)。
希望KD可以恢復過往身手,還有.247傳奇。
========
05/10 (一) 02:35
#33 Justus Sheffield, LHP (2-2, ERA 4.18)
#33 Dane Dunning, RHP (1-2, ERA 3.81)
┌──┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┬─┐
│ │1│2│3│4│5│6│7│8│9│R│H│E│
├──┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
│SEA │0│0│0│0│2│0│0│0│0│2│10│3│
├──┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┼─┤
│TEX │0│0│1│0│6│2│0│1│X│10│14│0│
└──┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┘
W:Dunning (2-2, ERA 3.78)
L:Sheffield (2-3, ERA 4.91)
H:
BS:
SV:
┌──────┬──┬───┬──┬─┬─┬───┐
│Pitchers │ IP │H(HR) │R/ER│BB│SO│ERA │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Dunning │5.0 │6(0) │2/2 │3 │10│3.78 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Hearn │2.0 │2(0) │0/0 │1 │1 │4.67 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│de Geus │2.0 │2(0) │0/0 │1 │1 │5.06 │
├──────┼──┼───┼──┼─┼─┼───┤
│Total │9.0 │10(0) │2/2 │5 │12│ │
└──────┴──┴───┴──┴─┴─┴───┘
┌──────────┬─┬───┬──┬─┬─┬──┐
│Batters │AB│H(HR) │RBI │BB│SO│AVG │
├─┬─┬──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│1│SS│Kiner-Falefa│5 │3(0) │0 │0 │0 │.290│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│2│2B│Solak │4 │1(0) │3 │1 │0 │.277│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│3│1B│Lowe │4 │2(0) │0 │1 │1 │.287│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│4│CF│Garcia │4 │3(1) │5 │0 │0 │.297│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│5│RF│Gallo │4 │1(0) │0 │0 │2 │.229│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│6│DH│Davis │4 │0(0) │0 │0 │1 │.200│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│7│LF│Calhoun │4 │1(0) │0 │0 │0 │.329│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│8│3B│Culberson │4 │1(1) │1 │0 │2 │.310│
├─┼─┼──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│9│C│Trevino │4 │1(0) │0 │0 │2 │.250│
├─┴─┴──────┼─┼───┼──┼─┼─┼──┤
│Total │37│14(2) │9 │2 │8 │ │
└──────────┴─┴───┴──┴─┴─┴──┘
連續拿下三個系列戰,近10場7-3,勝率也來到五成。
Garcia 棒子火燙,再一轟就可以並列聯盟全壘打王,
Gallo 最近略顯回神,但仍以53K傲視眾生。
另外從天使的waiver名單中要來 Jack Kruger (C),
同時將 Kyle Cody (P) 移至 IL-60。
========
--
歷任蘇聯領導人一同搭火車下鄉巡察,不料開到一半前面沒鐵軌了。
列寧跑到附近的村莊向村民發表演說,題目是「鐵路對社會主義的重要性」;史達林
下令槍斃車掌,把剩下的服務員流放西伯利亞;赫魯雪夫要人拆了後面的鐵軌,鋪到
前面去讓列車繼續開;布里茲涅夫老神在在地坐著,自己搖晃身體假裝列車還在動;
戈巴契夫提議:「不如我們拆了車廂,搬到有鐵軌的地方再組裝起來。」
於是蘇聯解體了。
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